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...but does it scale?

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the deloitte team on a warehouse site visit for a supply chain erp implementation

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mckinsey

A group of rats 🐀 is called??

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Deloitte: University

pitch me your company in 1 word.



McKinsey: everyone puts chatgpt output on PowerPoint slides

Nike: Everyone is an athlete Apple: Everyone is an artist Shopify: Everyone is an entrepreneur Cursor: Everyone is a developer Cluly: Everyone cheats What's about your company?



deloitte charging hundreds of thousands of dollars for a report made by chatgpt

What feels illegal, but isn’t?



watching consulting partners say “this job isn’t that stressful” to recruits


consulting partner seeing the analyst show up to the office in a crop top

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manager: “can you look at slide 67?” gen z analyst:


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funniest thing I read today

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pov: consultant trying to accomplish something with a client


consultants when their flight to bumblef**k USA gets cancelled due to the government shutdown

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“happy friday! do you have time for a call at 4pm?” me:

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me:

pov: you’re at a consultant’s funeral and they say “he loved his job so much”


*mckinsey analyst typing into chatgpt* “come up with a different way to say we’re laying off thousands of people to save money”

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“come up with a different way to say we’re laying off thousands of people to save money”

“we hired mckinsey”

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consulting firms when they recommend that their client needs more consulting projects

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getting to your holiday inn hotel room after a 16 hour day at your client in bumblef*** USA

Apart from breakup, what else can make a man be like this?

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Well well well

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me when my client sends data in a pdf

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