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Consulting Comedy

@consultingcmdy

Your one-stop-shop for workplace chuckles and parody • Applicable to all industries • 700k community on IG

Boss: “We need to simulate a scenario in the interview to see how applicants react under pressure.” Interviewer: “Say no more.”


Intern at a team dinner, having a Michelin star experience for the first time ever.

consultingcmdy's tweet image. Intern at a team dinner, having a Michelin star experience for the first time ever.

EY consultants not aware that in two year max, they’ll be downsized to a single consultant with a ChatGPT subscription.

consultingcmdy's tweet image. EY consultants not aware that in two year max, they’ll be downsized to a single consultant with a ChatGPT subscription.

Client: “Thanks for the strategy. We need you to lead the implementation now.” Me who copied the strategy from ChatGPT:

consultingcmdy's tweet image. Client: “Thanks for the strategy. We need you to lead the implementation now.”

Me who copied the strategy from ChatGPT:

*Manager explaining the story of the deck for 20 mins straight* Me listening without taking any notes:

consultingcmdy's tweet image. *Manager explaining the story of the deck for 20 mins straight*

Me listening without taking any notes:

Can you name better value add from your manager than this?

consultingcmdy's tweet image. Can you name better value add from your manager than this?

*in 5 years, everyone at work moving on to better more fulfilling jobs in an AI-powered world* Me still making slides:

consultingcmdy's tweet image. *in 5 years, everyone at work moving on to better more fulfilling jobs in an AI-powered world*

Me still making slides:

When the partner sends a ‘quick alignment' meeting at 5:55 pm on Friday. Me:

consultingcmdy's tweet image. When the partner sends a ‘quick alignment' meeting at 5:55 pm on Friday.

Me:

Me after seeing the first slides I made when I joined consulting

consultingcmdy's tweet image. Me after seeing the first slides I made when I joined consulting

Second-year analyst showing MBA hires how to carry the entire team at work


When Big 4 salaries meet MBB salaries


Baffling how partners who can’t save a PDF are giving advice to clients about impact of AI on the industry


Client getting career advice from KPMG


2nd year analysts counting how many more years until they can retire

consultingcmdy's tweet image. 2nd year analysts counting how many more years until they can retire

This card might not be real, but we can all agree that the job title is 😂

consultingcmdy's tweet image. This card might not be real, but we can all agree that the job title is 😂

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