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Tall Corey

@CoreyMKiser

my twitter account is where I try to figure out the internet. my sincerest apologies

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VETERANS ARE BURNING THEIR UNIFORMS IN SUPPORT OF AARON BUSHNELL! THE WORLD IS WAKING UP!


Please god, prove this world can still be good sometimes

CoreyMKiser's tweet image. Please god, prove this world can still be good sometimes

Quotes from a call with my grandma - I’m don’t ever hurt your feelings, but right now I am - you know people can be trained…. they can be trained sexually - do you enjoy the struggle to fight to live? - you have the most gorgeous hair out of anyone I know 🫶🏻 she loves me sm


Everyone look at this fish I caught that weighed 178lbs

CoreyMKiser's tweet image. Everyone look at this fish I caught that weighed 178lbs

Okay but have y’all ever tried getting a burger with your roommate? It’s nice. Wild


After 2 years in NYC I like think I’ve shed my southern-ness entirely BUT then I start craving corn on the cob


Me on a Tuesday, casually scaling 10’ church fences to rescue someone’s phone. Slay

CoreyMKiser's tweet image. Me on a Tuesday, casually scaling 10’ church fences to rescue someone’s phone. Slay
CoreyMKiser's tweet image. Me on a Tuesday, casually scaling 10’ church fences to rescue someone’s phone. Slay
CoreyMKiser's tweet image. Me on a Tuesday, casually scaling 10’ church fences to rescue someone’s phone. Slay

My grandma just sent me a Matt Rife clip on Facebook messenger, felt like listening to Blurred Lines on an iPod shuffle


Bradley Cooper is like if you rebooted Matthew McConaughey with a new OS


US of A, folks. How is Flint doing by the way?

We are very likely witnessing a full blown government-led coverup of an environmental disaster in Ohio. You cannot talk to residents near the train crash and come to any other conclusion in my opinion. I’m genuinely shocked reading and seeing what I am.



Writer in need: What’s the grown up word for walkie talkie?


You know what’s a weird word? Purpose. It is I swear


Some condiments feel like villains that turned into heroes later in life For example, honey mustard


Turned 27 years old today but still young at heart. Only thing that’s changed with age is my drug of choice is now hot sauce


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2023 trying to drink more water but how do I stop the peeing


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@elonmusk bought Twitter for $44bn trying to stay relevant and popular, he should have just got more hair transplants


#MacysParade Lol so why is the bear shirtless??? What in the name of Thanksgiving pectorals? This year he’s not Smoky, he’s Steamy, yeesh


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My boyfriend, a poet:

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All my 11:11 wishes must be going to God’s spam folder smh


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