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Cortney Simons

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"Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit" fw2.bdsmgalls.net/kelly


Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/francesca


Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. shorturl.xaijo.com/marsha


googl.adultgalls.com/morris Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?


bitly.xaijo.com/marisa I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.


googl.adultgalls.com/lynette How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?


Idea: suicide note Mad Libs ("Sad Libs") bitly.xaijo.com/madeline


Hey how bout those tickets to wise guys your bragging about this morning??? :)@SteveO


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