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HAD 2 SAVE A SEAGULL WITH MY BROTHER KING RELIK WHILE WE ATE @Hardees LAST TOUR WE SAVED AN ENDANGERED GOPHER TORTOISE!!!
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i give perfect 10 scores and leave comments that it was the best experience i’ve ever had on any customer service survey because anyone doing customer service deserves a raise, no matter what
this 13 yr old came up to me at Whole Foods thinking i worked there and i didn’t want to embarrass him so i just gave him shit directions to the bottled water aisle
drunk guy wearing a tshirt with flowers on it marched up to me at a concert and asked me what my favorite flower is and i replied with “Orange Julius” and he accepted it as a proper response
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