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William

@maximum_aloha

Bartender, Grogger, Explorer, Purveyor of tropic and exotical concoctions.

I enjoy @TheWeek, but this is pure nonsense. "Age Matters" LOL @PasteMagazine

maximum_aloha's tweet image. I enjoy @TheWeek, but this is pure nonsense. "Age Matters" LOL @PasteMagazine

(puts fingers in ear) la la la la la la la la la


I've said it before and I'll probably keep saying it until I die. NO POLITICS AT THE BAR FOLKS. We're here to provide your escape.


Bat, bat, Come under my hat, And I’ll give you a slice of bacon; And when I bake I’ll give you a cake If I am not mistaken.


Pro tips for staying warm: 1. Urinate. 2. Relax your shoulders. 3. Rest assured you'll be warming up soon. (Bonus): drink a Whiz Bang!

maximum_aloha's tweet image. Pro tips for staying warm:
1. Urinate.
2. Relax your shoulders.
3. Rest assured you'll be warming up soon.
(Bonus): drink a Whiz Bang!

William reposted

Hey @Costco - A bit of a labeling problem. Zaya isn't a 12 year rum. The label says a blend of 12 aged rums. Customers easily confused.

cocktailwonk's tweet image. Hey @Costco - A bit of a labeling problem. Zaya isn't a 12 year rum. The label says a blend of 12 aged rums. Customers easily confused.

Jade Hula Shack, Oakland, CA

maximum_aloha's tweet image. Jade Hula Shack, Oakland, CA

Alcatraz Islanders at Pagan Idol tonight! Come escape from the holidays with us!

maximum_aloha's tweet image. Alcatraz Islanders at Pagan Idol tonight! Come escape from the holidays with us!

Tasty Chill-Chasers in Chinatown SF

maximum_aloha's tweet image. Tasty Chill-Chasers in Chinatown SF

Congrats to @smugglerscovesf celebrating 7 years of hard work, and what a major contribution to the exotic cocktail renaissance! Cheers!


Listen all-y'all it's a Sabotage! (Trad'r Sam's)

maximum_aloha's tweet image. Listen all-y'all it's a Sabotage! (Trad'r Sam's)

William reposted

So any form of "Pagan" and "Idol Worship" God "Condemns" as we see in Exodus 20:5 & 6


10 out of 10 people die. That's a 100% death rate people!


William reposted

After a contentious and highly emotional election season, I think we can all use a picture of an eel in a Tiki mug.

paganidolsf's tweet image. After a contentious and highly emotional election season, I think we can all use a picture of an eel in a Tiki mug.

I voted for her. Hillary lost this election in part by rigging the democratic primary. Comey, Bernie, Gary my ass!


Come on Iowa! I THOUGHT U WUZ DA MIDWEST. Lets do this MN? WI?


Tweet tweet, tweet!

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