CountingToNone
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I don't immediately Tweet when I'm frustrated. That would be foolish. First, I take a deep breath and count to zero.
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I think the part of this image I relate best to is Ashitaka's underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary has hit lucky number 13 at a time when this platform has been repeatedly veering in, shall we say, "awe-inspiring" directions.
Starting to regret not checking out that QAnon propaganda flick. By all accounts it's making quite an impact! Like, allegedly a positive one!
If you’d told me that between Barbie and Oppenheimer, one would start online discourse about on-screen age gaps and the other would lead to international controversy rooted in 1940s Asian geopolitics, never in a million years would have I guessed which one would yield which.
This is like a roadmap for being comfortable with oneself. I can't imagine what other context it could have been taken from!
Today’s job market combines the abusiveness of 1900s jobs and uselessness of 2000s jobs. Somebody will be like “I do growth onboarding for a cupcake company that has a compliment on every wrapper.” And you’ll be like “oh that sounds fun” and they’ll be like “actually they hit us”
NYT’s useful life hack on how to escape student debt
We poors have had it too easy for too long. This is just a historic first step toward making things right for those wealthy few who have rankled under our oppressive hegemony of majority.
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that citizens making $500,000 a year and above can hunt the poor for sport
LOL THEY ACTUALLY DID IT WE LIVE IN A WORLD RUN BY BABIES
"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was
I guess the next time a sub implodes, the Coast Guard better bring its time machine
The race to find the Titanic sub reveals how ill-equipped the US Coast Guard is in dealing with deep-sea disasters, expert says trib.al/N7TuGdE
the rich being obsessed with the titanic is like a mouse being paralysed by the hypnotic stare of a cobra, or a bug being lured into a venus fly trap, it is their natural predator
Them: The stigma surrounding what's going on with your head is coming to an end! Me: I'm so glad that society is finally ready to accept me despite my mental illn- Them: Yeah, you can use all the prosthetic hair you want! Really go crazy with it! Me: 🥹
Quentin Tarantino Has a ‘Big Thing’ Against Killing Animals in His Movies: ‘A Bridge I Can’t Cross' trib.al/rNJFuyv
I've never been attacked by geese, but I can still relate to the idea of having one thing on my medical record that every medical professional treats as a higher priority than my actual complaint! One such complaint was a rupturing appendix. On the plus side, neat scar!
Quentin Tarantino Has a ‘Big Thing’ Against Killing Animals in His Movies: ‘A Bridge I Can’t Cross' trib.al/rNJFuyv
If it’s in America, i’m minding my business because they probably just got off their graveyard shift at the meat factory.
You see a group of 10-year-olds sharing a six pack of Budweiser. WYD?
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