Mr. Richard Cox
@CrustyCEO
You might give a damn what you think, but I don't.
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Does anybody still read this shit? I took a little vacation to fix my face and now my nuts are dangling from my chin
Back from surgery and my balls hurt less. That's bad. I used to like feeling my balls.
Yeah, I'm a body builder. I just really fucked up following the construction plans.
I try to have only positive thoughts. Mostly I'm positive you're a fucking idiot.
Happy fucking new year. Maybe 2015 is the year when god destroys the idiots like he promised in the Old Testament Book of Crusty.
Your New Year's Resolution is not to be a pain in my wrinkled ass. Good luck.
I want to visit Nigeria just so I can meet all those rich fucking widows who want to mail me money.
I am God's creation. Boy, I'll bet he wants a fucking mulligan on that one.
I truly do care what you think. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking idiot, I wasn't talking you to YOU. Christ, what a moron.
Edit your Twitter bio and type "nobody gives a shit what I think". Finally. You're right.
I quit making fun of the Tea Party. They do a good enough job making themselves look like idiots.
Nominate yourself for the new "Weekly Followers Crusty Would Like To Bang Tweet". I'll say something tacky about you but you'll be famous.
Somebody called me a fucktard, but I didn't care. Anything with a fuck in it is OK by me.
I learned not to judge people, you’re usually right if you just assume that everyone is a fucking idiot.
I figure Santa likes elves because he can hold on to their pointy little ears while they blow him.
If god was really in charge wouldn't his picture be on more of the money?
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