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Raiden BigButt Jones

@CyborgDad

Rose still misses my penis

I'm gonna go have a chat with Doktor about some.. Upgrades. [#offline]


I expect Otacon to arrive any second now.


Speaking of big anime tiddies, here they are now.


He can use them to make my fake dick instead of fetishizing them.


Would it be possible for Doktor to give me some detachable vibrator dick??? He can use all those arms I gave him.


I'd enjoy them myself if I had a dick.


It's nice to know someone is appreciating these highly pornographic Japanese tiddies


I find it comforting to hear Boris and Kevin cheer me on when I'm being a huge fuckin perv.


I lowkey wanted to shove my entire arm up Armstrong's ass and use him like a puppet in that fight when he kept talkin shit


I bet Rose has my dick in a jar.


If I had the ability I would've shit myself when I found out Sam was totally just a dude in a suit.


I'm sure the fucking predatory desert birds cleaned up the mess.


Oh shit we never buried Sam.


Sam would be rolling in his not grave we didn't bury him in


While Wolf lays down a sick beat


I want Sunny and Otacon to have a freestyle rap off


And Otacon can sit in the corner and watch while Sunny talks a bunch of smack about him.


Also I'd fuck Snake and Ocelot At the same time If I had a dick No homo tho


I'm the greatest hero ever don't fight me on this


Remember how Snake had to tell me I wasn't a fuckin loser and had to keep me from fucking killing myself???? Yeah that happened.


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