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Imagine waking up in the morning knowing your job is to write PR for rapists

Mason Greenwood is a pariah in the UK and a hero in the south of France. Report from Marseille on whether his desire to play for England again is an impossible dream dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…



Yet another reason cricket played on TNT doesn't count.

Australia's Scott Boland was dropping 6-7s way before it was trending 🏏 #Ashes



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I won't be able to retire until I'm about 90 at this rate but God forbid Jane had to retire at 65 instead of 60 after being warned about it first in *checks notes* the 1990s

The Government is to reconsider whether to give compensation to women affected by the rise in state pension age 'One Waspi woman is dying every 13 minutes... There is no time to waste at all' Waspi Campaign Director Jane Cowley tells @markaustintv trib.al/iFzXpja



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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule


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Israel, according to the terms of the ceasefire, is supposed to cease firing. They refuse.

Hamas was required to return all the hostages - living and murdered - by October 13. It’s been nearly a month, and Hamas still holds 5 hostages. And of course, not a single major media outlet, politician, or Hollywood celebrity will call out Hamas for breaking the ceasefire.



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non-muslims point out conservative hypocrisy without being islamophobic challenge

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Israel has been holding the body of Anis Dawla, a Palestinian who died on hunger strike in an Israeli prison in 1980, for 45 years, despite his family pleading for it to be returned. Israel currently holds hundreds of bodies of deceased Palestinians but no one talks about that.

FINALLY HOME: Hamas has handed over remains believed to be those of Hadar Goldin, an Israeli soldier killed in 2014 whose body was held as a bargaining chip for more than 4,000 days, Israel said Sunday.

FoxNews's tweet image. FINALLY HOME: Hamas has handed over remains believed to be those of Hadar Goldin, an Israeli soldier killed in 2014 whose body was held as a bargaining chip for more than 4,000 days, Israel said Sunday.


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Flee for your life and when you finally get there the enlightened and liberal westerners will steal your granny's wedding ring

🚨 SUMMARY: The Denmark-style changes being considered to the UK's asylum system - Allow authorities to take cash or valuables like jewellery from asylum seekers so they cover their own costs before relying on the state - Block or limit family reunions in areas that already…



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If people on benefits have a better lifestyle than you, why don't you just go on benefits yourself? are you fucking stupid? What kind of idiot are you if you wouldn't try to get a better lifestyle

Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.

flying_rodent's tweet image. Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.


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Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.

flying_rodent's tweet image. Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.

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twenty six pounds and thirty five pence for a butter chicken and rice as i live and breathe. country’s gone. it’s over.

Local Indian casually roasting my dinner choice.

NoContextBrits's tweet image. Local Indian casually roasting my dinner choice.


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The way we stopped hearing or seeing media about Palestine, and there are new types of bombs being dropped in a ceasefire

BREAKING: Israel has dropped a new type of bomb in Gaza. Palestinians claim it’s a “mini nuke,” but analysis suggests it is likely a thermobaric (vacuum) weapon. Thermobaric bombs detonate by dispersing a fuel–air mixture, producing a high-pressure shockwave and intense heat.…



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SNP MP here, baffled by the idea that the Secretary of State is on top of his brief and well prepared 🤦🏻‍♂️

Maybe I'm unfairly suspicious of the "Secretary of State" for Scotland...🤔



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Today, I saw a bar of “Dubai chocolate” shamelessly gleaming on a market stall shelf, surrounded by snacks, nuts, and coffee — in a city where you can’t even find a single pill of medicine. I felt the rage choke my heart. Just four days ago, I went through every pharmacy in Khan…


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The most egregious thing Accuweather has ever done is say it wasn't going to rain day 4 and 5 of the Old Trafford test in 2023

There will be a lot of “oh haha, this is so petty AccuWeather nonsense,” but this is actually a very, very inappropriate thing of them to do. Arguably one of the most egregious things they’ve done IMO. You don’t just get to declare an unnamed storm happened.



Joverton central contract in this economy is wild.

A total of 30 players have been awarded England Men’s Central Contracts - comprising 14 Two-Year Central Contracts, 12 Annual Central Contracts, and four Development Contracts 👏 Full story ➡️ ms.spr.ly/6016tGfKq

englandcricket's tweet image. A total of 30 players have been awarded England Men’s Central Contracts - comprising 14 Two-Year Central Contracts, 12 Annual Central Contracts, and four Development Contracts 👏

Full story ➡️ ms.spr.ly/6016tGfKq


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Get over it! Lad, I think you need see the bigger potential picture. Never mind the principle of £2.50/mth MID CONTRACT rise being wrong. That's £30/yr for one mobile, so £120 for a family of four. Yet this taboo breaking move opens the door to other firms to follow. Same on…

£2.50 lad, get over it



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Bring back democracy written on a ballot paper in a democratic election 😂 Honestly you couldn't make it up 😂

I did my civic duty. It felt like the only choice.

AbbyNrgHealing's tweet image. I did my civic duty. It felt like the only choice.


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people say they want immigrants to assimilate but when they start living the British Dream (defrauding private rail operators) we jail them. The only crime they committed was getting caught; free them!!

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There's one in each team. If you're going to claim to be a footy fan, at least learn the basics.

Why is football full of left wingers, im never visiting a ground ever again



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