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Dave Murchison

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Most dangerous place on the US Border? Between Kristi Noem and a camera!


Just a reminder.

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If Trump sends me a check I will forward the money to Planned Parenthood.


I hear there’s a big debate tonight. Unfortunately, I need to wash my hair.


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BREAKING: FOX News host Steve Doocy DESTROYS House Republicans’ sham investigation into President Biden live on the air, and it is GLORIOUS! When Republican Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer tired to falsely accuse Biden of profiting from his office, Doocy cut him off,…

OccupyDemocrats's tweet image. BREAKING: FOX News host Steve Doocy DESTROYS House Republicans’ sham investigation into President Biden live on the air, and it is GLORIOUS!

When Republican Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer tired to falsely accuse Biden of profiting from his office, Doocy cut him off,…

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ALSO, “Expedite energy projects …eliminate certain funds that provide incentives to decrease emissions of greenhouse gases… eliminates funds for energy efficiency improvements in buildings, as well as the greenhouse gas reduction fund.” What could go wrong?


Contrary to widespread reports, the Earth failed to shake here in the Heartland at the Tucker Carlson firing. Just reporting the local news!


So, as many people suspected, the Ronald Reagan campaign colluded with Iranian Mullahs to keep 52 hostages during the 1980 Presidential campaign. nytimes.com/2023/03/18/us/…


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I mean that DOES ban circumcision, right?

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First, they came for your voting rights. Then, they came for your bodily autonomy. Then, they came for your books, your history lessons, your gender identity, your right to choose who you love & marry, your birth control. That is WHY they want to distract you with gas stoves.


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When Trump entered the White House in January 2017, the national debt was $19,947,304,555,212. When voters evicted him 4 years later, it was $27,751,896,236,414. Remember the @GOP outrage? Me neither. America can’t afford Trump or his Republican Party!


So Dusty, @RepDustyJohnson are you going to support this deal? Default on the debts we owe Americans? Destroy our credit rating? Stop paying Social Security? Stop funding crop insurance? What will you stop?

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Dusty Johnson @RepDustyJohnson for Speaker!


Congressman Johnson @RepDustyJohnson a quick question. Are you going to spend the next two years asking questions about Hunter Biden's laptop?


Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are! And if this is the penultimate tweet, thank you all for your tweets over the last decade (or so). It has been real, in its way…


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