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Fighting boredom one canned chicken at a time.
Let's help LeBron get to 1M retweets! Hope you'll click on the link below and retweet!
U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!
Just saw a commercial and thought "what a neat cellphone!" It's actually a mattress. Implications are far reaching.
It arrived! So happy to support the NPS sanctioned art by Tyler… instagram.com/p/BY815-lHZrDs…
Irony-Evangelicals railing against DACA even though Jesus Christ was a dark skinned immigrant Dreamer. @JohnFugelsang #DREAMERjesus
Donald Trump- 1 million dollars donated to Houston. Joel Osteen- zero. Just let that sink in for a minute or two.
Maybe we can ask for $ from people who just lost everything? Can't hurt right? Joel- Up high good buddy! Let's do it!
It's authentic. Joel Osteen's church asked flood victims for donations at a service Weds. night. See the folks near end passing out plates?
"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan." (ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON TAKES A BIG SWIG OF WHISKY) "I'll see you in hell."
Pretty sure those mattress stores weren't asked either...
I spoke to the pres of the Islamic society of greater Houston yesterday. They weren't asked to turn mosques into shelters, they just did it
Thanks for the clarification. instagram.com/p/BYT8YHanMbJ2…
Weapon of choice? May suggest push-ups? If you can do one you're golden. @geneweingarten
Tweet eclipse glasses! 1500.00 each! Will shield you from the tsunami of crap pictures coming! Two sets for the price of 3! @funnyordie
JOHN! BRAN!! You can warg into dragons and ice dragons. Get your shit together!!#GameofThrones7
Trump to announce new strategy in Afghanistan. I hope he leeds us in the righ direction. ;)
We have a president that doesn't know the difference between heel and heal. No joke here. Just sadness.
Number 1, I am going to take a number 2. #ThingsNeverSaidOnStarTrek
Obama- "Donald, its called the White House because of the color of the paint." Trump- @realDonaldTrump
Taking statue suggestions for 45. Something similar to this yes?
Somewhere- 1 person has no idea about the eclipse and is looking for a sign to justify a very bad decision.
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