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Danebury RAYNET

@DaneburyRAYNET

Making Emergencies Great Again. Based in Essex and always ready to assist. Parody.

Danbury Raynet press statement re Southend Airport Incident. Not all planes are jets. This one had propellers. Also. President Trump cannot be blamed for this as it happened in the UK. Statement Ends.


Now on call for deployment to Los Angeles. Please pray for our rescue workers.


We were called out last night to free a group of radio hamateurs from confinement at Danbury village hall. We understand that they attended against advice and become confined to a room with only soldering irons for heat. 7 people close to death, and a young man.


Be aware of the dangers of Yellow Rain. As always you friendly local RAYNET teams will be on hand to help you with a taste test. @Nessexraynot RAYNET. Working In Partnership For Safer Radio Communities.

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. Be aware of the dangers of Yellow Rain. As always you friendly local RAYNET teams will be on hand to help you with a taste test. @Nessexraynot  
RAYNET. Working In Partnership For Safer Radio Communities.

Thanks to the new guidance being provided by @Ofcom We would like to announce that Danebury RAYNET elite operators will be issued with 1kw handhelds. #raynet

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. Thanks to the new guidance being provided by @Ofcom  We would like to announce that Danebury RAYNET elite operators will be issued with 1kw handhelds. #raynet

Elite undercover RAYNET operatives have today seized a trailer involved in importing 2.5 tonnes of cannabis into the UK. They swooped mere minutes after criminals had emptied the load. Our officers and @Nessexraynot were assisted by Customs and Excise. @essexlive

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. Elite undercover RAYNET operatives have today seized a trailer involved in importing 2.5 tonnes of cannabis into the UK. They swooped mere minutes after criminals had emptied the load. Our officers and  @Nessexraynot were assisted by Customs and Excise. @essexlive

People complaining about RSGB exam fees going up. But ignorant of the perks. 6 months free membership of Danebury RAYNET and 25% discount on BUPA hip replacement. Think before you moan.


The team assembled at Danebury Village Hall tonight, in order to fight the Beast from the East. This member of our elite team had only been outside for a ciggy. #raynet @Nessexraynot

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. The team assembled at Danebury Village Hall tonight, in order to fight the Beast from the East. This member of our elite team had only been outside for a ciggy. #raynet @Nessexraynot

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The smell of piddle at this years @N_Hamfest was something to behold. As was the massive failure that was the @moonrakerukltd stand. Whoever came up with that idea needs sacking. #hamradio

DaneburyARSES's tweet image. The smell of piddle at this years @N_Hamfest was something to behold. As was the massive failure that was the @moonrakerukltd stand. Whoever came up with that idea needs sacking. #hamradio

We will be on hand to assist with any queuing emergencies that may occur. @Nessexraynot will be attending to bunion related issues. #hamradio #nationalhamfest @N_Hamfest

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. We will be on hand to assist with any queuing emergencies that may occur. @Nessexraynot will be attending to bunion related issues. #hamradio #nationalhamfest @N_Hamfest

We made the international news this morning when weathermen at Al Jizzeera pronounced that Danebury will be hotter than the Devils Armpit on Monday and Tuesday. Thankfully your two local RAYNET teams will be on standby to assist. @Nessexraynot #raynet

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. We made the international news this morning when weathermen at Al Jizzeera pronounced that Danebury will be hotter than the Devils Armpit on Monday and Tuesday. Thankfully your two local RAYNET teams will be on standby to assist. @Nessexraynot #raynet

Due to the heatwave here in the real English Riviera, we have procured a batch of 1970’s ice lollies to assist people on the numerous call outs that we are responding to. Rumour has it that @Nessexraynot have a supply of Strawberry Mivvis. #raynet #heatwave

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. Due to the heatwave here in the real English Riviera, we have procured a batch of 1970’s ice lollies to assist people on the numerous call outs that we are responding to. Rumour has it that @Nessexraynot have a supply of Strawberry Mivvis. #raynet #heatwave

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Essex RAYNET have been tasked by two District Councils to assist at their Response Centres in preparation for potential issues with the severe weather. Two response teams are currently on route and a comms network has been established using VHF/UHF FM, Zelloworks and Icom Lte.

EssexRAYNET's tweet image. Essex RAYNET have been tasked by two District Councils to assist at their Response Centres in preparation for potential issues with the severe weather. Two response teams are currently on route and a comms network has been established using VHF/UHF FM, Zelloworks and Icom Lte.

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With the predicted high winds and rain, Essex RAYNET are readying their equipment by charging the groups handheld radios and preparing Go Bags. Let's hope its not too bad. essexraynet.co.uk @RAYNET_UK

EssexRAYNET's tweet image. With the predicted high winds and rain, Essex RAYNET are readying their equipment by charging the groups handheld radios and preparing Go Bags.  Let's hope its not too bad. essexraynet.co.uk   @RAYNET_UK

Due to a personal request from Boris Johnson, we are returning from Kiev today in order to deal with the red weather warning. Reports of Danebury Bakers closing for the day. #StormEunice


The @RoyalMail are going to call on our services. We open your mail, communicate the contents to a local station and that station rings you up to tell you what your letter said. A great example of joint-working. #amateurradio #hamradio #raynet #royalmail #goingpostal


Phenomenal work everyone. Particularly glad to see ourselves and @Nessexraynot on Page 7.

The December issue of the Essex RAYNET newsletter has now been circulated for your perusal. The Management Committee would like to wish everybody a peaceful Christmas and a healthy 2022. View the newsletter at essexraynet.co.uk @RAYNET_UK

EssexRAYNET's tweet image. The December issue of the Essex RAYNET newsletter has now been circulated for your perusal.  The Management Committee would like to wish everybody a peaceful Christmas and a healthy 2022.  View the newsletter at essexraynet.co.uk @RAYNET_UK


Keeping you safe and in touch. From disaster to fete. #MyTwitterAnniversary

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. Keeping you safe and in touch. From disaster to fete. #MyTwitterAnniversary

We are proud to announce that we have been asked to provide comms and security at this years Downing Street party. Putting an end to the ‘radio silence’ from No 10. @Nessexraynot you are invited, ooops requested to assist. #AmateurRadio

DaneburyRAYNET's tweet image. We are proud to announce that we have been asked to provide comms and security at this years Downing Street party. Putting an end to the ‘radio silence’ from No 10. @Nessexraynot you are invited, ooops requested to assist. #AmateurRadio

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