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Natural selection, software engineering edition:

LMAO

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Tariffs on API calls

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"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder


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make software silly again


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Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

supposing this were true, how would you even stop it?

eigenrobot's tweet image. supposing this were true, how would you even stop it?


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the cycle is as follows: >new OpenAI Release >CS majors put on suicide watch and welding courses are saturated >wait this thing is woke >agi definition changes >deloitte headcount grows by 3% >new OpenAI Release


A friendly reminder that bcrypt has input character limit, so if you do `bcrypt(username + password)` with sufficiently long username (~52+ chars) then you will effectively strip away the whole password.

What. The.

mattjay's tweet image. What. The.


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every time someone says “you’ll figure it out, you always do :)” to me the rage burns hotter in my chest. do you know how much work goes into figuring it out???? do you know how tired I am of ALWAYS having to figure it out by myself???


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And I thought I had issues with IAM…

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“Our employees are not children.” - Spotify

vivek_naskar's tweet image. “Our employees are not children.” - Spotify

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Truly one of the great bangers

vividvoid's tweet image. Truly one of the great bangers

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Stephen Colbert's opening of tonight's interview with Kamala Harris is going to get Donald Trump to lose his damn mind. Holy hell.


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me reading the all-staff “friendly reminder” email that is absolutely about me

VeryBadLlama's tweet image. me reading the all-staff “friendly reminder” email that is absolutely about me

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"Nothing beats in-person interaction". Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.


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LMFAOOOOOOOO just terrorizing them kids for fun


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Attacking UNIX Systems via CUPS, Part I evilsocket.net/2024/09/26/Att…


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least aggressive github discussion

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