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My spirit animal is a cheeseburger.    
I don't invert the Y-axis.  
'GONK'

Danny TwoPorks

@DannyTwoPorks

Grossly incandescent. My spirit animal is a cheeseburger. I don't invert the Y-axis. 'GONK'

Hey, @amazon where are the soundtracks for seasons 5 and 6 of #TheExpanse?! Are these ever seeing the light of day?


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This a mockery of our ancient constitution, we should be swearing fealty to our local knights, who swear to their local baron, and then *they* swear homage to the the king. SMH we used to be a country.

🚨 | NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud: “I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”

PolitlcsUK's tweet image. 🚨 | NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud: 

“I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”


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Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been taken off the air for calling Steve Baker a c**t , not realising it had been recorded. He apologised immediately. Steve Baker has helped to bring the country it’s it’s knees and has never apologised RT if you think Krishnan should be reinstated


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Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been taken off Channel 4 for a week after calling Steve Baker a C*nt off screen. If you believe that Channel 4 is in the wrong and he should be reinstated immediately. RT this.


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Restart the count. Again.

Number10cat's tweet image. Restart the count. Again.

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People try to tell you what to think every day. Here are what some individuals and organisations told you about Liz Truss and her government’s “mini-budget” - perhaps worth remembering next time they try to tell you something… 1. The Daily Mail

Number10cat's tweet image. People try to tell you what to think every day. Here are what some individuals and organisations told you about Liz Truss and her government’s “mini-budget” - perhaps worth remembering next time they try to tell you something…
1. The Daily Mail

This aged well...

It's OPERATION ROLLING PARTRIDGE!!! Liz Truss is going to hit BBC •local radio• stations this morning where a bunch of sleep-deprived non-expert presenters will throw her soft questions, while she dodges the heavy hitters. (h/t @politico )

paulmasonnews's tweet image. It's OPERATION ROLLING PARTRIDGE!!! Liz Truss is going to hit BBC •local radio• stations this morning where a bunch of sleep-deprived non-expert presenters will throw her soft questions, while she dodges the heavy hitters. (h/t @politico )


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Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could


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Quick thread on how misleading this is. He says '"news channel'" because he compares it to the BBC News Channel, simulcasting BBC Breakfast. 95% of that Breakfast's audience is on BBC One, which had 20 times more viewers than GB News had that morning.

. @GBNews was #1 news channel at breakfast yesterday! Thank you to our wonderful family of viewers and listeners across our nation. We are proud to be the People's Channel.

DrStephenDixon's tweet image. . @GBNews was #1 news channel at breakfast yesterday! Thank you to our wonderful family of viewers and listeners across our nation. We are proud to be the People's Channel.


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New Chancellor’s been announced.

AdolphusSpriggs's tweet image. New Chancellor’s been announced.

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Boris running his party like the Sugababes.


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#obiwankenobi album is out today in all the music places…

filmmusicholt's tweet image. #obiwankenobi album is out today in all the music places…

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Can’t beat a nostalgic classic, just hope it still has all my save files

mynameiscal's tweet image. Can’t beat a nostalgic classic, just hope it still has all my save files

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Today I was told that Grimace is a Taste Bud - and I don't know how I feel about that.

TigCarson's tweet image. Today I was told that Grimace is a Taste Bud - and I don't know how I feel about that.
TigCarson's tweet image. Today I was told that Grimace is a Taste Bud - and I don't know how I feel about that.

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Judi Dench

. @GBNews was #1 news channel at breakfast yesterday! Thank you to our wonderful family of viewers and listeners across our nation. We are proud to be the People's Channel.

DrStephenDixon's tweet image. . @GBNews was #1 news channel at breakfast yesterday! Thank you to our wonderful family of viewers and listeners across our nation. We are proud to be the People's Channel.


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