Mr. Darcy
@DarcyToYou
Frankly, my dear madam, I don't give a damn.
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I fail to see humour in Bingley's latest folly, an 'installation' at Pemberley.
Mentoring the British Fencing Team for London Olympics at Pemberley has limited my attention to twitter. I am certain I have missed nothing.
NYE at Pemberley: Dinner, debate and a tasteful fireworks display set to music. As I shall retire at 12:05am, I wish you all a happy 2012.
#Christmas. A glorious celebration marred only by Bingleys 'team karaoke'. Do They Know It's Christmas? is not a tradition at Pemberley.
Bingley and his sisters insist we spend Christmas evening at #DowntonAbbey though I claim no acquaintance with it or her inhabitants. Vexed.
Home screening of #BreakingDawn for Georgiana. 20 young ladies, some in costume, giggle uncontrollably at every word. I weep for the future.
The 99% fully evicted. Peace and sanity return. Though #occupyPemberley lives on in several unoriginal sayings written on bathroom wall...
“@RandomMagicTour: amusing, continue those tweets, people get a kick out of them.” I tweet only to enliven the lives of those less fabulous.
@LadyLittleton Madam, your protestations do not marry with @Mr_Collins story. Custodial interrogation is only one of my mad skilllz.
Open letter to Ladies of #occupyPemberley: Inviting @Mr_Collins to perform christening in my lake is unbecoming. And theologically unsound.
Madam, you observe correctly, I value propriety above all. A lady with eyewear such as yours should always act with caution @Nancy_Kelley
The constant company of women, every minute of every day, is intolerable. I pray for death or an end to #occupyPemberley, be it Gods will.
Perimeter breached! Await enemy in rose garden. Relaxed, confident. I shall conquer this! I shall! #occupyPemberley
Madam, your age will always remain a mystery to me @GeorgianaGossip. Your line dancing is best described as 'timeless'.
The ladies of the 99% #occupyPemberley with tents, magazines, craft activities and gatherings known as 'drinking games' and 'line dancing'..
Official hashtag? @GeorgianaGossip your manner of speech is perplexing. Much like the behavior of many of the older ladies amongst the 'mob'
#occupy Pemberley grows. Arrivals hourly. Bingley, highly amused, has released an official poster, much to my chagrin
Alarming news. This morning a large and vociferous group of young ladies has taken up residence on lawn, with claims to #occupy Pemberley.
Wholly unmoved by the sudden demise of #kimkardashians marriage, and ever firm in my belief that a husband should be taller than his bride.
Pemberley in readiness for All Hallows Eve. Mrs Reynolds has sweets although my firm belief is that good dental hygiene trumps tradition.
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