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DeepMatt

@DeepMatt2

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Ive been on the lamb for months now but no matter what I will keep bringing you important intel on the shady figures in YOUR community


I am a trained professional in all investigative martial arts. Do NOT try this at home

DeepMatt2's tweet image. I am a trained professional in all investigative martial arts. Do NOT try this at home

Unfortunately I have yet to collect any substantial evidence of the existence of one S-Squatch. However I will never quit until there is a Bigfoot in every classroom

DeepMatt2's tweet image. Unfortunately I have yet to collect any substantial evidence of the existence of one S-Squatch. However I will never quit until there is a Bigfoot in every classroom

I have finally captured one SS. The beaches are safe for recreation and the consumption of caramel flavored bugles once more

DeepMatt2's tweet image. I have finally captured one SS. The beaches are safe for recreation and the consumption of caramel flavored bugles once more

Since I’ve been gone I’m happy to announce that I’ve tied the knot. I think her dad likes me

DeepMatt2's tweet image. Since I’ve been gone I’m happy to announce that I’ve tied the knot. I think her dad likes me

I have returned to continue my quest to satiate the hunter and desire for intel on shady figures and spooky goblins in YOUR community

DeepMatt2's tweet image. I have returned to continue my quest to satiate the hunter and desire for intel on shady figures and spooky goblins in YOUR community

Investigators often ask me if I am @Mattmcclellan1R the truth is he is but one manifestation of me for I am Intel personified


In this era of goobery I will save the world one Manila envelope at a time.


I have been on a stakeout for ghouls. Unfortunately I was trapped underground for months due to a cheese slide. But now I am back ready to deliver intel to YOUR community


If any votes had been lost I would have found them


I am always the last man standing because intel never rests


No sus imposters can escape my keen eye.


I set up these stones to spread knowledge acquired through all my travels...especially in regards to Gerudos.

DeepMatt2's tweet image. I set up these stones to spread knowledge acquired through all my travels...especially in regards to Gerudos.

This snake that supposedly reproduced asexually is actually Sneaky Samantha. She has alluded my traps laid for her for many moons. She is an agent of the mermaids. Do NOT TRUST her.


If you ever need to find me send a model train with a message in a tiny bottle to a sewer in YOUR community


I have intel on one EF who is wandering into the unknown in search of one WL


6 feet apart? As an investigator I always stay 600 feet apart.


My intel suggests that racists will always claim to have a secret black friend that is always a challenge to find.


Once again @CPU_CWCSonichu has revealed herself to be a true enemy of investigators everywhere with her hatred of the lost creatures known as the DEEPosaurs.


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