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Mama said hedge your shorts. (parody/don't own any content posted)

80% of the time you can bet that shook ones pt. 2 is the song in my head


If DMX asked to fight my kids, I'd let him


Someday I wish to have a Jim Cramer level of influence on stock prices


Ever notice how in every single relevant WSJ article it mentions bond yields drop when prices rise? #GetWoked


Millenials need to start calling their children little startup people


wtf I thought the Savings and Loan crisis was just a nickname for my financial situation


Rule #1 if you're gonna be on Shark Tank: don't be a greedy lil sumbitch


Steph Curry's new kicks look like he's tryna charge a 3% management fee for hitting a double-double

DefJamFinance's tweet image. Steph Curry's new kicks look like he's tryna charge a 3% management fee for hitting a double-double

Hillary needs to hire A$AP or Travis Scott to fix her fuckin wardrobe


don't be that guy who knows the "next big biotech stock" every 20 minutes


Value pick of the century

$DRYS - seems legit

StockCats_2009's tweet image. $DRYS - seems legit


DON'T LISTEN TO ANALYSTS FROM BANKS. EVER


Sippin Henny like I'm Kenny Lofton


You have to choose between getting lit as fuck every weekend or staying home every weekend for the rest of your life. what you pickin?


You can drown in the sauce, just don't forget to floss 👍


SHORT TF OUT OF UNITED LET'S END THEY ASSES


The amount of face tattoos per capita in hip hop is reaching a dangerous level


Trump's social media manager waking up every day:

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