Wolf of Defraud Street 🐺
@DefraudStreet
CEO of Defraud Capital ✮ Vulture Capitalist ✮ Wealth Concentration Specialist ✮ Your Risk, My Upside ✮ PARODY
Met a billionaire at the dinner table The guy just received every prize imaginable Noble Prize, World cup, Olympic medals, Oscar, Triwizard cup, The One Ring... You name it All in one weekend My jaw dropped to the floor Turns out his real superpower wasn’t genius or grit…
President Donald J. Trump with Charlie in the Oval Office, during which Charlie presented the President with the Golden Ticket to Chocolate Factory.
President Donald J. Trump with Thanos in the Oval Office, during which Mr. Thanos presented the President with the Infinity Gauntlet in recognition of the President's extraordinary effort to collect all those lands in the North and South to rule them all ♾
Those Ai companions are gonna pitch me ads or investment opportunities, aren't they?
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unemployment is the same as college but your parents are ashamed of you
She asked for the full Bed and Breakfast experience. So I tucked her into the sheets and started preheating the oven to 375
Nothing beats the feeling of wearing wet socks on purpose
My achievements in the year 2025: Alive Remained single Quit my daily job Moved to a basement unit to save $$ Stopped paying back my debt Started posting on X Made $50k selling courses on how to become financially independent What about you?
To everyone I offended this year: Will do it again next year
White people need to take Adderall to sit in silence for five minutes
dating in dc is wildddd matched with a gril she works at the pentagon i asked to see some classified documents just for fun she sent me a photo of a briefing room i enhanced the image, sold the intel to a foreign embassy, and shorted the defense contractor's stock then i…
There’s a special kind of joy in losing one sock in the dryer The sock will come up as an extra topple wear lid though
People with TSA precheck should legally be allowed to cut the line at the grocery store too
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