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Hopefully the Chicago Pope sees the value in distributing patronage


wow these early exit poll numbers about (thing that might not hold up once actual votes are reported)


we're doubling down on coffee

🚨 🔥 HOLY 🐄 HEARING FROM VERIFIABLE SOURCES MORE COFFEE DOESN’T HELP ELECTION DAY DOOMSCROLL ANXIETY 🫠



Good afternoon, bring us your anecdotal turnout reports


Vote Early, Vote Often!


We've always liked our friends in Iowa and have never doubted them whatsoever


are the Decemberists playing this rally or something?

Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.

acnewsitics's tweet image. Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.


there'll be polls closed exactly 7 days from right now


Really wishing we actually paid to read major newspapers so we could cancel a subscription. They're not your friends, and they never were.


our polling has him ahead among voters with an opinion about Arnold Palmer's dong


who told her about the weather machine


By watching the Vice Presidential debate, you all are now considered likely voters by pollsters


"WAAAAHHHH YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY I'M LYING" - #VPDebate2024


JD Vance is is like if Donald Trump had some degree of message discipline. A smooth liar.


certainly a question to assume that the Vice President of the United States is gonna be the deciding voice here


Happy 100th to President Carter!


wonder how that happened, Newt

.@newtgingrich on Speaker Johnson and House GOP: "Over the last ten or twelve years you had a group grow up in the House Republican Party who think that voting no and getting nothing done is a victory."



hopefully the other 4 are doing well these days

It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".



it's always the ones you most suspect

"New York magazine on Thursday said its Washington correspondent, Olivia Nuzzi, is on leave after learning the star journalist had allegedly engaged in a romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.," @OliverDarcy reports for STATUS status.news/p/olivia-nuzzi…



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