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I’m not gay but $20 is now $30 due to inflation.


Mybad @Windows. You’re totally right! It makes sense that I can’t sign into my work computer with my work email that I pay for using my Windows 11 PROFESSIONAL license. Cheers

DenseDeveloper's tweet image. Mybad @Windows. You’re totally right! It makes sense that I can’t sign into my work computer with my work email that I pay for using my Windows 11 PROFESSIONAL license. Cheers

Today I was googling a problem and found a Github issue thread where I solved said problem 4 years ago along with a footnote comment about future me likely finding this thread again while googling the problem


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How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not running an SQL query in production


Owning your own home is an unrealistic life goal. As of now my pinnacle life achievement will be owning a set ready Deadpool outfit


Hey thats me! :D

I'm currently running a contest to find the absolute WORST current example of bad map rng in Dead by Daylight!

OtzdarvaYT's tweet image. I'm currently running a contest to find the absolute WORST current example of bad map rng in Dead by Daylight!


Illegal streaming sites be flexing their common sense UI and search functionalty on @Crunchyroll


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@TEKKEN Kunimitsu fanart! Welcome her to Tekken 7! #Kunimitsu #Tekken7 #FANART

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Kunimitsu fanart! 
Welcome her to Tekken 7!
#Kunimitsu #Tekken7 #FANART

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To the programmer who invented null: Thanks for nothing.


My Girlfriend thinks the way I go down stairs is dangerous. I think she's just jealous or my naruto running


Had my first prostate exam today and it fucking sucked. That's the last time I visit that dentist...


Was playing a drawing board game and got "Tom and Jerry". Was big sad when no one understood the meme...

DenseDeveloper's tweet image. Was playing a drawing board game and got "Tom and Jerry". Was big sad when no one understood the meme...

Is it normal for developers to want to open source internal libs just so you don't need to deal with "fucking bullshit auth" on package managers? ...Asking for a friend


Just realised I haven't bitched about Windows Update in a while.... Eat a dick @Microsoft


If Microsoft Teams had a bug bounty I'd be a multi millionaire


Me whenever a client asks for something non-backend related.

DenseDeveloper's tweet image. Me whenever a client asks for something non-backend related.

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