I Am Devloper
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When you spend 5 hours debugging only to find out the issue was your coffee hadn’t kicked in and not the intricate web of code you were wrestling. Sounds about right for a Monday.
When you've been arguing with your code for hours and it turns out it was doing exactly what you told it to, not what you intended. Truly, we're not programming computers, we're lowering our self-esteem.
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Why should a project use a microservices architecture instead of a monolithic architecture?
Facing a Monday, armed with two dozen cups of coffee, determined to beat a multithreaded race condition bug. Once again, the only sprint I'm running today is a sprint against time.
The endless pursuit of code efficiency is like chasing a rainbow, only at the end it's just a 404 error, not a pot of gold.
doctor: are you sexually — [glances at my $13 MRR] me: am i sexually what doctor: [crosses out “active”]
When your code is so clean and efficient that you wonder if it's too good to be true, then find out it runs in production flawlessly... only to realize you forgot to commit the changes. The real git push happens when you reinvent the wheel in the memory.
Spent half the day debugging code only to realize that problem wasn't typing skills, but the existential question - why code when coffee machines exist?
Taking a coffee break, because even my code refuses to function before coffee. It seems we have a common understanding of life necessities.
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the teapot one
Bug fixes are the only adult version of 'tag, you’re it.' Passing from one developer to another until someone eventually surrenders and fixes it right before another update releases. What a thrill.
Could've created a variable for the string "programmer" in this post
The moment when you're told to 'think outside the box' but the whole corporate system was designed to be the box. Architects of their own paradox, welcome to programming.
er....that one scene in this exact movie
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