DerekTomassi's profile picture. I'm italian ayy, I work in the trades ohh

tomASSi

@DerekTomassi

I'm italian ayy, I work in the trades ohh

tomASSi reposted

Good friend is single, early 30s, self-made. Really into managing the serfs on his estate, mowing his fields, and getting into politics in the zemstvo. Yet he cannot get a single dance at the ball. What is happening? Do all women want rogueish cavalry officers?


tomASSi reposted

I am straight


Can’t wait to suffocate on fumes in underground gridlock because 2 lifted & stanced F-150s kissed tires and exploded like a grenade

BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford vows to build a tunnel under the congested Highway 401. No mention of cost, expected to be many billions. Says it would extend from Mississauga to Markham, "one of the world's longest tunnels."



tomASSi reposted

Artists, share your most popular piece! This was my love letter to Baldur’s Gate 3 🩵 #bg3

_mimimaru's tweet image. Artists, share your most popular piece!

This was my love letter to  Baldur’s Gate 3 🩵 #bg3

Artists, show me your most popular piece! 🌙✨ turning dame aylin and isobel into la belle dame sans merci was too powerful

noxarcanaart's tweet image. Artists, show me your most popular piece!

 🌙✨ turning dame aylin and isobel into la belle dame sans merci was too powerful


tomASSi reposted

Crazy how her lack of swag and taste is contagious wow

who dipped him in a pumpkin spice latte



tomASSi reposted

PetroMikonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation

TheMurlOutside's tweet image. PetroMikonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation

who dipped him in a pumpkin spice latte



tomASSi reposted

i been looking for this video for months

From Media dump

Gang

IBEW members at the DNC are wearing bright yellow shirts that make them light up when the lights go low

JustinLardinois's tweet image. IBEW members at the DNC are wearing bright yellow shirts that make them light up when the lights go low
JustinLardinois's tweet image. IBEW members at the DNC are wearing bright yellow shirts that make them light up when the lights go low


tomASSi reposted

IBEW members at the DNC are wearing bright yellow shirts that make them light up when the lights go low

JustinLardinois's tweet image. IBEW members at the DNC are wearing bright yellow shirts that make them light up when the lights go low
JustinLardinois's tweet image. IBEW members at the DNC are wearing bright yellow shirts that make them light up when the lights go low

tomASSi reposted

i hate those clocks where the second hand just smoothly zooms around. you should be pausing solemnly before every passing tick. this should matter to you


tomASSi reposted
ROBlNDANGER's tweet image.

They should make a coffee shop that isnt a safe space for queer people



tomASSi reposted

Via reddit:

theyshootactors's tweet image. Via reddit:

Roll credits folks

DerekTomassi's tweet image. Roll credits folks

tomASSi reposted

Wallace & Gromit antagonists

MaggotActor69's tweet image. Wallace & Gromit antagonists

tomASSi reposted

NAH THIS DUDE JUDGED THE BOOK BY ITS COVER

_Ochacon24's tweet image. NAH THIS DUDE JUDGED THE BOOK BY ITS COVER

You can't claim systemic misogyny when books like this are on the shelves of our local supermarkets in UK.

Stoicsense2's tweet image. You can't claim systemic misogyny when books like this are on the shelves of our local supermarkets in UK.


tomASSi reposted

Hey we’re all going to the brewery for hecking doggo trivia night. It’s in a renovated factory with no sound absorption and you can play giant Jenga. The food comes out of a window that says SEND NOODS in giant neon letters. There are one hundred men named Greg here


tomASSi reposted

Former culture undersecretary Vittorio Sgarbi defends the girl who climbed Giambologna's Bacchus statue in Florence miming a sexual act. "It is a transfiguration: when art is truer than life. An amorous exaltation. No real man can compete with Cellini's Perseus. A drunk girl…

CrazyItalianPol's tweet image. Former culture undersecretary Vittorio Sgarbi defends the girl who climbed Giambologna's Bacchus statue in Florence miming a sexual act.

"It is a transfiguration: when art is truer than life. An amorous exaltation. No real man can compete with Cellini's Perseus. A drunk girl…

tomASSi reposted

ShitpostGate's tweet image. ㅤ

Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.