Devops Brogrammer
@DevOpsBrogrammr
I used to get juiced up and sell mobile phones. Now I'm all up in your IT infrastructure deployments, yo.
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grazy: the reaction when a veteran developer coding in obscure Tier-3 languages gets replaced by a shell script and some Node.js #devtalks
Challenger, go at throttle up. "Roger go at throttle up." - sad last words.
Internet of things? Not looking forward to the day I do a mass firmware upgrade on the panties in the drawer. #IoT #victoriasecrets #ESP8266
Yo @Oracle 3 billion devices run #java but how many of em have that sweet @Yahoo toolbar in the latest update? F'in PUMPED4POPUPS.
Take yo ducking autocorrect and shove it up your bread. #brogramming #BroCode #facebookdown @oraclesocial The Slack server be down bae
Yo. Windows 10 is free? More money for beers to crush against my forehead after github pull requests accepted, YO. #cloud #Windows10
porntipsguzzardo your ITIL process, pal. Never heard of it? DuckDuckGo it and live your life, pal. #cloudcomputing #IaaS #DOCTORPEPPER
My AI test is to see 'em shit. I call it the Turding Test. Wake up, & git commit, yo. #ArtificialIntelligence #ExMachina #cloud #OraclePaaS
Yo, you got that SSL exploit? YOU UPGRADIN TO WINDOWS 10 SUBSCRIPTION EDITION? COME AT ME, MY HAT'S ON BACKWARDS. #devops
Gangsta, go with @docker and drop your VM fatties off at the pool. It's like static recompilation of binaries for whole ecosystems, bro.
What? You're using a SAN? Bro, stop slummin' in the 90s and get some object namespace shit goin'.
Alright holmes, I saw you checkin' in that shit with subversion. You still driving a Saturn as well?
Yo dog - did I ask the vendor for a sub four hour support contract? Did I? Come at me, bro, escalate the case!
Yo, you still use SVN for your code? Git in the game or GTFO.
Yo, went overseas to outsource the European IT sysadmins. What did they sound like? a clip: youtu.be/M62SnbNizIM #devops #euro
Network Admin was a pussy for whining about network upgrade window. Yo, whinin only makes me migrate to Amazon EC2 faster, pal. #devops
Damn. Ladies used to love me when I hooked em up with a Verizon dizzcount... Now I'm straight ballin deployin' git for my nerdhomies #devops
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