Brogrammer Boyfriend
@BrogrammerBF
Shit my brogrammer boyfriend says...
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Disclaimer: I still use Atom when nobody is looking.
Sublime is so last year. All the cool people are using Visual Studio Code now, or Atom if they are lame.
I can't work right now. My git is garbage collecting.
"This morning, I dreamed that you were a JavaScript callback that kept returning different values so I couldn't get comfortable!"
BF: I got you a kindle! We should read. Me: Sure! What books do you have in mind? BF: JavaScript Patterns. #happybrogrammerholidays
BBF: F**k! Me: What?! BBF: My resume is too full I can't decide what to take down!
Hey do you have your camera? I need to take some beer pong related photos.
I have to open this beer with my scissors cause I left my wrench somewhere.
The brogrammer quiz areyouabrogrammer.com isn't bro enough. They didn't have beer on the list of what to drink while coding.
Trap is way better than dubstep. Can you tell the difference? This shit is great.
Ever since I started wearing shoes without socks, I just realized it's so convenient!
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