Ol' Scratch
@DevilWasAnAngel
Surely you've heard the tale... the most beautiful angel of all who was cast down for disobeying? Not as such. God and I were born twins, equal in all.
Frankly, I'm not seeing enough positive returns on the deal I made with Trump... as yet. Fortunately, I've got someone keeping tabs on him.
Who says I can't do something nice every once a millennium?
Whatever he is, he does amazing work.
Not demonic calories. You've clearly never had my chili...
Dual Jesus for the win~! I get my laughs where I can...
A lovely chat with a faith healer that serves me without realizing it. She clings to delusions but in truth, she makes herself more mine.
Playing fetch with the misplaced innocents.
I have a wonderful chiropractor.
Poor me? Oh, wealthy me! I don't do poor. Too many lawyers come my way...
If the one doesn't work than the calories alone will make up the difference.
Oh dear. I do believe his buttocks have eyes.
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It's as frustrating as it is amusing... that the #WestboroBaptistChurch do my will, but they credit that other guy. You know, God? So sad.
Please, nobody vote for #DonaldTrump. *nudge nudge*wink wink*
Aren't you adorable? Not as much as you will be after I flambe you, but still cute.
Has someone run out of guinea pig snacks?
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