DontFuckWithGod's profile picture. Let's put it this way. I created each and every single one of you... so staying on my good side is in your best interests.

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@DontFuckWithGod

Let's put it this way. I created each and every single one of you... so staying on my good side is in your best interests.

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It's really not that complicated.

DontFuckWithGod's tweet image. It's really not that complicated.

I am everywhere and in everything. Feel free to choke out and pummel your mailbox.

The worst thing about constantly being screwed by #God is that you can't choke him out or pummel him or anything. At least with a person or an organization you can confront them whereas with God you can't do sh*t to him!! @DontFuckWithGod



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You're as much of a #bastard as #God is!! @god @DontFuckWithGod


My ways are mysterious.

I would NEVER be sorry to @god, he deserves everything negative he gets as he plunges many people, even "good people" into horrendous positions. 👉 @DontFuckWithGod 👈



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Added to the list, brother.


Enough.

#DissTrack Dear @god How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck YOU b*tch! @DontFuckWithGod @tfjjoho69 @KSIOlajidebt



DAMN THEM TO HELL! Which I can.

#DissTrack Dear @god How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck YOU b*tch! @DontFuckWithGod @tfjjoho69 @KSIOlajidebt



God reposted

AM NOT JEEZ


None. I'm not made out of wood.

#DissTrack Dear @god How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck YOU b*tch! @DontFuckWithGod @tfjjoho69 @KSIOlajidebt



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These are the kind of bars I would seriously spit at #God himself!! @DontFuckWithGod @god


Sorry, no can do. They're cute.

#DissTrack Dear @god How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck YOU b*tch! @DontFuckWithGod @tfjjoho69 @KSIOlajidebt



No I won't.

#DissTrack Dear @god How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck YOU b*tch! @DontFuckWithGod @tfjjoho69 @KSIOlajidebt



The endless battle with my other half. Usually he gets in a cheap shot before I beat him down.

DontFuckWithGod's tweet image. The endless battle with my other half.

Usually he gets in a cheap shot before I beat him down.
DontFuckWithGod's tweet image. The endless battle with my other half.

Usually he gets in a cheap shot before I beat him down.

It is not a Twitter-Ban. You have been Shadow-Banned.

i'm testing to see if my twitter ban to non followers is really a twitter ban.



Need to go now, this is my busiest day of the week. I will hear your prayers/mentions as you make them and get back to you in due time.


I'm just high in a general, in an elevated sense.

No no no... *laughs* I was just recognizing that was the best you could do, because you seemed to be so "high" on flattery.



As you're one of my minions, clearly. What did you imagine The Force actually was?

So you admit to the other part. Good to know, really. I'm sure your minions would find that enlightening.



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