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🎶 The Lord commanded Kayleigh to join his marketing campaign 🎶 #LightTheWorld
Hope my practicing Mormon family members appreciate the @PhPremOfficial lifetime accounts I get them for Christmas.
BRB, have to go tweet "wreck me daddy" at all the GA accounts I can find.
One of the most harmful effects the Mormon church had on me was convincing me I had an addictive personality. I wasn't "addicted to porn," I was being forced to repress my teenage sexuality. After leaving the church, I haven't become "addicted to alcohol." I drink responsibly.
GOD: Thou shalt not eat the pussy. QUORUM OF THE TWELVE: **breathes collective sigh of relief**
Not saying that @tgilliland789 should make amateur porn, just saying that I would like and subscribe.
"How to Spin a Drastic Policy Change" by the LDS Church 1. Remind everyone that changes have been made before. 2. Paint yourself as a hero for making members' lives better. 3. Furiously masturbate.
I wonder if this sudden "flood of revelation" is causing any Mormons some cognitive dissonance. Like "How come God didn't say any of this stuff through Monson?" or "Why is God all of a sudden giving specific details about church hours and curriculum?"
If you turn off the lights in the bathroom and say "Mormon church" 3 times, Lucifer will appear with coffee to celebrate the major victory
I'm not interested in revelation that does not help and lift the least of these. Full stop. If your revelation harms the vulnerable, it's no revelation at all. #LdsConf
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