Wendy.in.Heels
@Dliciouslydiff
The girl that never seems to fit in•Open minded•Laughs easily usually at inappropriate things•Vixen/Stag Life•
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If you’re gonna invite a woman back to your house for a glass of wine, splurge on a new bottle! It’s creepy af and concerning when he pulls an open bottle out of the cabinet. Like, am I about to die?
I once met some guy at a bar that kept saying he wanted to eat my pussy, so I finally said what do you imagine my pussy to be like, and he said just said one word - “clean”. I still think about that a lot.
Me listening to music… * 🎶You wreck me baby! yeah, you break me in two…. *that big fat cock 🎶come together, right now, over me *fuck yeah, both of you, cover me in cum 🎶hit me with your best shot *yes please - facial please Why am I like this? 😅😓
This makes me feel so shallow, but I’ve tried to make exceptions and it never works out. Dating profiles: under 6’ I automatically give a no. I feel guilty every. single. time.
Note to self. Don’t do a “pre workout” before working out. Spent the whole workout just wanting to climb back on top of my husband. 🤤
Went to the hotel bar tonight, alone. Flirted relentlessly with some super hot guy I’d never met. Brought him back to my room. Fucked him silly. Hottest sex imaginable! (The *stranger was my husband, and it was SO MUCH FUN!) Being married doesn’t have to be boring.
Prep her pussy before she goes out. Give her a little appetizer of what she’s coming home to.
The dentist told my husband he has an “unusually strong tongue”. As his workout partner, I take great pride in that.
When you get to work on Monday morning and your coworkers are all asking how your weekend was and what you did… but really all you did was have sex all weekend, how do you answer?
Do you point out big booty girls to your spouse at the gym for his viewing pleasure or are you not an awesome wife? 😜
I once saw a video of a guy cumming while doing chin ups and now I think of that every time I see guys doing chin ups at the gym.
When you’re at a bar and see one girl sitting with two men, do you think “lucky girl” or “threesome”? No, just me? 😅
Wonder if these wines we chose are still gonna be good when we try them as the first tasting 🍷
Me: I want to charge my toys so we can have orgasms driving from winery to winery tomorrow. Him: sounds like fun Me: okay… sorry, so I can have orgasms between wineries. Him: still sounds like fun (Keeper alert 🚨)
PSA - if you google answers during trivia, you didn’t actually win 🙄
What’s your idea of a perfect vacation and how much of it do you spend fucking?
Packs two suitcases to go on vacation. Lays around in nothing but panties the entire time.
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