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Doc Gregith

@DocGregith

I’m an old ass Doc that fucking hands out coke for headaches http://endless.horse/

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Me: I got some good news for you. Patient: what? Me: You and your wife are going to save a ton of money on your vacation this summer. Patient: How? Me: only 1 of you is going


Me singing both parts of Bring me to life.

DocGregith's tweet image. Me singing both parts of Bring me to life.

I find it really hard to believe that @Verizon found that many short actors the same height as @KevinHart4real


Thank you #NBC #snf for showing Aaron Roger’s say “Fucking cock sucker” in slow motion.


Celebrating a first down catch while you’re down by 20 points in the 4th quarter is the most #DallasCowboys thing ever.


I just wanted off the elevator so I could fart. I didn’t make it.


I want to get a medical emergency dog. One that can tell when I’m really close, can run to the kitchen preheat the oven and get the pizza ready.


The fact viruses enter my body without asking makes me sick


There is nothing worse than getting on an elevator with someone that has really bad body odor. Also, I was all alone in the elevator.


My names Greg. Im a Virgo. My ideal date would be a nice warm bath with a plugged in toaster.


“When one door closes, another door opens” is not advise to use on a plane.


I’m not fat. I’m a buffet athlete.


I know I’m a day early but fuck you Green Day guy.


Remember when we were kids and got to wear our Halloween costume to school? I always dressed up as a poor person wearing his older brother’s hand me down clothes.


It always freaks me out when people I don’t remember but they remember me say hi. Like “Hi Greg, how are you?” Me “Heyyyyy guy.”

DocGregith's tweet image. It always freaks me out when people I don’t remember but they remember me say hi. Like “Hi Greg, how are you?”  Me “Heyyyyy guy.”

For those of you that were worried about getting left behind

DocGregith's tweet image. For those of you that were worried about getting left behind

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