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'Two dogs long and half a dog high'- Samuel L. Jackson

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@NetflixDogs #netflixdogstory A cool guy I follow on Twitter @LaptopShopWH was putting a dachshund up for adoption. So I flew to Florida from washington state to meet a guy I've never met, in a Walmart parking lot outside Orlando. Stumpy was worth maybe ending up on Dateline ;)


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Road construction crew with a “Let’s Go Brandon” flag at mile 158 on 96W heading from Detroit to Lansing. My dudes… Brandon literally made it possible for your company to have this contract.


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Earlier this week I was laid off after 7 years of working at Bleacher Report. It now feels like a good time to reveal that I've been hiding a can of @BushsBeans in all of my graphics. Happy bean hunting!

SanoianDesigns's tweet image. Earlier this week I was laid off after 7 years of working at Bleacher Report. 

It now feels like a good time to reveal that I've been hiding a can of @BushsBeans in all of my graphics.

Happy bean hunting!
SanoianDesigns's tweet image. Earlier this week I was laid off after 7 years of working at Bleacher Report. 

It now feels like a good time to reveal that I've been hiding a can of @BushsBeans in all of my graphics.

Happy bean hunting!
SanoianDesigns's tweet image. Earlier this week I was laid off after 7 years of working at Bleacher Report. 

It now feels like a good time to reveal that I've been hiding a can of @BushsBeans in all of my graphics.

Happy bean hunting!
SanoianDesigns's tweet image. Earlier this week I was laid off after 7 years of working at Bleacher Report. 

It now feels like a good time to reveal that I've been hiding a can of @BushsBeans in all of my graphics.

Happy bean hunting!

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when a little kid keeps handing you stuff and you just play along

BrentTerhune's tweet image. when a little kid keeps handing you stuff and you just play along

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Coronation of the day.


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New children's book: Joaquin’s First School Shooting The illustrated book tells the story of a boy who goes to school and never comes home.

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The illustrated book tells the story of a boy who goes to school and never comes home.

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Paddington they’re wearing bearskins

Remember to be kind and polite today.



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When you’ve waited 74 years to be king and you still feel nothing

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Heaven forbid their pain gets adequately treated. Sorry about your 3rd degree burns. Here, have an aquarium

An orthopedic practice in France mitigates pain perception and anxiety in pediatric patients by exposing them to eSea, our Digital Cinema virtual aquarium. l8r.it/yTW3 #biophilia #interiordesign #architecture #NaturePhotography #pediatrics

TheSkyFactory's tweet image. An orthopedic practice in France mitigates pain perception and anxiety in pediatric patients by exposing them to eSea, our Digital Cinema virtual aquarium. l8r.it/yTW3 #biophilia #interiordesign #architecture #NaturePhotography #pediatrics


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hi welcome to dog ownership, your options are a $4000 purebred snub-nosed Lithuanian duckhound with a 2-year waitlist who is allergic to the colour green, or a mutt named Stubbs you acquired through unclear circumstances who is prepared to survive through a nuclear apocalypse


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I believe an abortion after birth is called a school shooting


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Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S. What’s the diagnosis?

EM_RESUS's tweet image. Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

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I feel like we’re living in the only universe where Post Malone isn’t a line cook


Hey Dude except now it's a corporate retreat center hosting sad Twitter employees


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Elon when he becomes the only employee at Twitter HQ

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In store, finding Mom several aisles over Mom: I asked a nice kid to reach something for me on the top shelf & he stretched & got it but then I suddenly realized he was the same height as me. It’s okay though. *vague gesture* It probably made him feel taller.


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Hey, look @DogStumpy , momma made me a cookie

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PugHamilton's tweet image. Hey, look @DogStumpy , momma made me a cookie

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Tried to create a relaxing atmosphere in my statistics practical today by putting on a YouTube fireplace video but there are about 8 large screens on the walls in the room so instead it looked like we were all in hell


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