Adrian Alucard
@DracoRampant
Once a king, always a king. Procurist of intriguing employment opportunities. (RP Account. Mature Content.)
I... have questions. I am not certain I truly want any of them answered.
*rubs the bridge of his nose and tells Raj to bring the vampire in, hitting the monitor power button as @DeathByCharm enters* Hello.
Ah, the dulcet tones of the Reaper in distress. @bottlerocketgal: Samantha, silence your pet before I do.
.@MostlyAShepherd and I left the duck in capable hands. Considered hiring one gentleman, but with the moniker 'Mayhem' I decided against it.
Tracked down killer of small gecko. Concluded I do not pay my employees enough after a duck monologued re: injuries caused by stupidity.
Why are all of my people gone? And why are there a plethora of Insurance cards at the site of the gecko murder?
I've received reports of a fireworks display being disturbed by a talking gecko. Said gecko was then found hanging from the band stand....
*taps pointed translucent nails on his desktop, waiting for @BigBadSourWoof and @bottlerocketgal*
I have informed Raj to hire the best candidate from the few applicants. @FixNotFrancis will be pleased to know we have a new Runner.
*rises from his desk as Raj escorts @BigBadSourWoof in, extending a hand tipped in translucent pointed nails to shake in greeting* Mr. Hale.
I've ordered my secretary to call in an applicant for an interview.
Good help is so difficult to find. Now hiring. See the front desk at the Carpathian for more information.
*snarls as he's slammed into the desk, the fight turning out of favor as the wood furniture breaks into many pieces, the equipment falling*
*shakes his head and settles behind his desk, seething over the news he'd received from Quincy, glad @TheLostTudor was at his workshop*
*sighs and sets his phone back in the cradle, scrawling a note to himself on his calendar and going to bed, crawling in with @TheLostTudor*
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