@SassistingStark Found a place. Stole your pillow. Fell into the bed.
@SassistingStark Promise. *squeezes her arm on his way to go grab clothes*
@SassistingStark *leans into the pet, groaning softly before hauling his carcass up*
@SassistingStark If it's making me feel like crap...
I don't get sick! This is some sorta plot, must be some relevant of Plague around. I don't. Get. Sick!
@SassistingStark *laughs and leaps over the back of the sofa, narrowly missing the coffee table*
@SassistingStark *more teeth at her next step back, prowls forward* Best run. Might see just how squeaky you get when /really/ surprised.
@SassistingStark *sloooowly steps forward, every motion telegraphed* Surprised but not hurt, right?
@SassistingStark *leans forward, still grinning* Awful squeaky. High-pitched too.
@SassistingStark Is that the only time I compliment you?
.@WeAreGoblins How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? SATISFYING.
I wanna babysit. @SassistingStark keeps looking at me like I'm crazy. I keep telling her its a short term thing.
![AffluentChief's profile picture. I made a fortune by selling brilliant security systems to everyone. Now, I am filthy rich. I am married to #Mary and We have 2 beautiful kids. [#ThePurge || MC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000116314613/7c16f5a474432702ec25c83a6cd5d87e.jpeg)
![EnamoredSoldier's profile picture. [Full Name] John Smith. [Age] Unknown. [Spouse] Jane Smith. [Occupation] Spy. #MrAndMrsSmithRP](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000116202328/77da6dcd6684dff73a0496213c3baec5.jpeg)
![TheGeniusStark's profile picture. Founder of Stark Industries, Father of #Tony, Husband of #Maria, and Creator of S.H.I.E.L.D. Loving life to my riches. [[RP| Mature Content || TWITTERBREAK.]]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000111877803/ac425aa55f9bf74cd3369946e43e635d.jpeg)
![PainfullyGreek's profile picture. Just a band from Boston. Nothing to see here... [RP/Parody - Possible MC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3418271601/333079dc0cd69dd3c41b1c9dd24ae2ef.jpeg)
![SSgtAdamConnor's profile picture. Part of a top-secret military program designed to analyze combat situations. That's all I can say. My friends call me Paradox. Long story. [OC RP] (*READ LINK*)](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3404973048/cc3281f707dffaf3fd69c43463964296.jpeg)
![Note_thePegLeg's profile picture. Charles Jethro Walden. I followed in my dad's footsteps to become a hunter like him. Lost my leg in the process. What to do now?
[RP Acct, 18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2761183406/a5726b6ef44c52f2a926057c3545404e.png)
United States Trends
- 1. John Harbaugh 32,8 B posts
- 2. Ravens 61,7 B posts
- 3. Greenland 386 B posts
- 4. Monken 4.249 posts
- 5. Capitol 273 B posts
- 6. Brian Flores 3.748 posts
- 7. Usha 2.153 posts
- 8. Harbs 1.718 posts
- 9. Sherman 4.585 posts
- 10. Ashli Babbitt 88,5 B posts
- 11. Nancy Pelosi 98 B posts
- 12. Rand Paul 25,7 B posts
- 13. Jesse Minter N/A
- 14. Kliff 9.823 posts
- 15. #January6th 8.272 posts
- 16. Michael Reagan N/A
- 17. Jason Garrett N/A
- 18. MSCI 6.512 posts
- 19. John Morton 1.456 posts
- 20. National Guard 63,7 B posts
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.