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@DragonProblems
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Some dragons can breathe fire in their sleep. those have no lovers. Ever. rest of us wake up early so we don't overheat/die #dragonproblems
I can't take a compliment. They're like 'you have such a nice tail' and I'm like "...good" #dragonproblems
A dragon has multiple purposes. Like a pocket knife. ...Wish I could fit in a pocket. #dragonproblems
cant relate to shows where ppl get called before councils. How am I supposed to relate to that? #dragonproblems
“@livvyparr: Would rather die in this fire than leave my room for the fire alarm” #dragonproblems
Ppl wanna pay less for a flying lesson than they would pay to have a shrub removed from the lawn. #dragonJOBproblems #EmployedDragon
George, told he seems too safe, starts using an eCigarette to convince women he's a smoker. Kramer gets knock off MetroCards from Lomez.
I feel stupid not knowing why fire comes out of my mouth. But there isn't really any way to explain something like that #DragonProblems
I have known quite a few humans, but they are mostly dead now, and that is mostly my fault #DragonProblems #DeathByDragon
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