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Lil Nas X - MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) But Lil Nas X makes all the sounds with his mouth


Low charisma roll. Bad joke. #dragonproblems


I'm so tired I can't even yawn. #dragonproblems


Some dragons can breathe fire in their sleep. those have no lovers. Ever. rest of us wake up early so we don't overheat/die #dragonproblems


I'm sad because I have a headache. #dragonproblems


I can't take a compliment. They're like 'you have such a nice tail' and I'm like "...good" #dragonproblems


A dragon has multiple purposes. Like a pocket knife. ...Wish I could fit in a pocket. #dragonproblems


I'm pretty sure my lucky underwear isn't lucky anymore. #dragonproblems


cant relate to shows where ppl get called before councils. How am I supposed to relate to that? #dragonproblems


@livvyparr: Would rather die in this fire than leave my room for the fire alarm” #dragonproblems


I can't stop watching Battlestar Galactica. #dragonproblems


Ppl wanna pay less for a flying lesson than they would pay to have a shrub removed from the lawn. #dragonJOBproblems #EmployedDragon


I was like literally dying. Trying so hard not to cough. #dragonProblems


Do you think I should use the bathroom here? #costumersonly #dragonproblems


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George, told he seems too safe, starts using an eCigarette to convince women he's a smoker. Kramer gets knock off MetroCards from Lomez.


Water is to dissolvable packing peanut as dragon is to human friend. #DragonProblems


I feel stupid not knowing why fire comes out of my mouth. But there isn't really any way to explain something like that #DragonProblems


I have known quite a few humans, but they are mostly dead now, and that is mostly my fault #DragonProblems #DeathByDragon


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