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bruce almighty taught me how to spell.

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Give me coffee for the things that I can change, and booze for the things I can't.


Everyone rn:


The holy trinity of @BachParadise The father - Chris Harrison The son - John Paul Jones The Holy Spirit - Wells


There's a special breed of classy people you can only identify by checking the bumper of their car for the Apple logo sticker you get with their products. #stayclassy


I think a lot of my trust issues stem from growing up watching reruns of @CheatersTV. Great show though.


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*sips caffeinated beverage* Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: Damn fine coffee.


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Now that Canada has legalized marijuana, maybe Canadians will finally mellow out.


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PLEEEASE DONT SCROLL PAST. AT LEAST RETWEET IT OR SOMETHING. THIS CAN SAVE MY DADS LIFE.PLEASE

U.S. Food & Drug : FDA Denies the Only Treatment for FCS patients! - Sign the Petition! chn.ge/2xdaNO6 via @Change



I'm just trying to get by, I dot my t's and cross my i's.


I'm no musician but maybe shoving your "fire" mix CD in my face isn't the best way to get someone to listen to it.


I've said it once and I'll say it again: 2 consenting adults should be able to duel to the death. I mean, why not?


Based on my @hulu ads, they must think I'm a balding wine drinker who has a hard time sleeping. They got two out of three.


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someone needs to tell mark zuckerberg to quit horsin around


This morning as I went to grab my Nesquik Chocolate Milk I foolishly forgot that I had already opened it. I proceeded to shake it like any sane individual would thinking the cap was secure. It was not. I smell like chocolate milk and everything in my car is sticky. 🍫🥛💔


Damn @DarkNetflix was amazing and so binge-able (how is that not a word yet?), everyone should watch if you got 10 hours of free time. @netflix any word on the second season release?


And so another Superhero franchise begins...

Flamin' Hot Cheetos-inspired movie in works from Fox Searchlight, DeVon Franklin (EXCLUSIVE) bit.ly/2ojbuSd

Variety's tweet image. Flamin' Hot Cheetos-inspired movie in works from Fox Searchlight, DeVon Franklin (EXCLUSIVE) bit.ly/2ojbuSd


I want to skip being a dad and go right to being a grandpa.


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