Emily Kathryn
@EmKatSmitty
MN. | 28. | 🎓🦷☮️💤☘️🐱🐱❤️🤘🏻| 🐶 RIP | Modern day hippie. | I have opinions, I complain, and I laugh when I’m nervous. | Always correcting your grammar.
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I didn’t think it needed to be said, but you’re way more likely to get what you want when you’re nice🙃🙃🙃🙃
I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.
Honestly, I fucking love seeing the thought process of someone playing #Wordle - it’s fascinating😆
Me: *tells everyone at work that it’s been slow and the phones aren’t ringing so there’s not much to do* Coworkers: WHY ARENT THE PHONES RINGING?! IS EVERYTHING OKAY?! Me: 😬😬😬😬😬😤😤😤😤😤
Your yearly reminder:
PSA: don’t brother with off brand lunchables - there’s no comparison! 🤣 #yesimanadult
If #DieHard is a #Christmasmovie, so is #RENT - and we’re watching them both. 🤪🎅
You work out twice a day. Wow!! Wow!!!! I drink three times a day. Minimum
FYI: dental insurance is not the same as medical insurance —— they are COMPLETELY different when it comes to billing/costs. I can figure out an answer for dental, but medical is a huge web of subjective bullshit that doesn’t necessarily have an “answer,” and that’s a headache.
Just went to urgent care for the first time as an adult because I can’t cut paper safely?!?! Fuck 2020 lol
Could someone please tell me how the hell to get the @hulu app notification to go away???! There’s nothing in my Notifications or anything but it won’t go away😆😭 #firstworldprobs
Okay, all election bullshit aside — can we talk about how shitty it was for @iHeartRadio to lay off @SteveLaTart?? @1013KDWB
So fucking sick of having DUMBASS arguments. Let’s grow up. 😤
#TattooIdea: “2 minutes is 2 minutes” - Chris Wallace😎 #2020Debate
After 15 years without him, Gram is finally with Papa again. RIP💞 #GrammaQuinlan
Being told “it’s not your place” is getting real fucking old, yo.
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