Encrypted Genius
@EncryptedG
If Pete fails the test, he'll look like a sucker and end up waxing floors like Cecil Tucker.
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I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get me no girlie action.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack better keep his grades up I he wants that Division 1 football scholarship.
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Do you know what the hardest part about roller blading is? Telling your parents you're gay.
The thing I hate about dating cougars is that awkward first time seeing them post breakup at the zoo.
You cannot take back that which you do not give. #MindlessPlatitudeTuesday
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