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@Endmepls16
shit at guitar and video games
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new sitcom idea: 18 yo chinese ccp spy joining an SF defense startup and realizing no one has actually done any work because they are too busy going to parties and chasing social clout, so she has to create all of the tech herself before she can send it back home
having to explain to your wife and 3 kids mrbeast is taking your house away because you didn't pay your mortgage on time and the only way you can get it back is by winning beast games season 3 on amazon prime
BREAKING: @MrBeast has filed a trademark to launch his own bank. The org will be called MrBeast Financial. The filing was submitted on an intent-to-use basis, which under trademark law means there are genuine plans to bring this to life.


You can literally get shot in the face by the Taliban and spend a decade after that advocating worldwide for women's rights and you'll still never be enough for leftist keyboard warriors
Greta Thunberg: On a boat fighting for her life getting t0rtured by israhell just for trying to bring awareness to gen0cide. Malala:

the two genders

saw the word “cis” written out for the first time in a while and first thought was the Confederacy of Independent Systems
Anyone who engages in broad comparisons like this fundamentally misunderstands the nature of intelligence and is likely less intelligent than the average graduate of either major
there are ppl that believes history majors are more intelligent than engineers.
being a software engineer is great because any other engineers hate you and say you are not a real engineer, product people also hate you and you hate other software engineers for building slop but at least your family and friends ask you to fix their printers and phones
almost as if filming yourself dancing on public transport where others are in frame is really fucking annoying?? crazy thought
I’m sorry, but cleanliness isn’t some oppressive bourgeois virtue, this is simply annoying and childish
Everyone in the photo is sitting, but the Post only spotted the Puerto Rican one.
Bad Bunny seems to sit during ‘God Bless America’ at Yankee Stadium: report trib.al/lScHQGK


conservatives will never understand population density
“The American people did not give President Trump a mandate. It was the closest election in history.” Trump: 2,633 counties Harris: 427 counties At some point, people have got to wake the hell up.

GETTING A JOB IN THE TECH INDUSTRY
They wouldn’t let you in though, because you would be an immigrant…
As someone who used to work in customer service I assure you those 3 signs won’t be enough
you literally had to delete the only tweet where you’ve actually showed your body because everyone can see how disgustingly fat you are just by looking at your stubby fingers

I’ll make a post without even listening to one second of the album that’s how much I like being a hater
if i didnt like an album i wont be writing essays about it on twt btw
I get that this is engagement bait, but I've genuinely heard goofys who do 0 cardio talking shit on this. Like dawg, any exercise is good exercise
not a single calorie was harmed in the making of this video
not sure what’s funnier: the AI snooping gadget not having an off button OR the AI quarantine box
No one tell them. This is a canon event.
Today I wrote 1000+ lines of code using @prisma . And literally it takes only 3hr to design the database. Now I am exhausted and I think I deserve some goodies

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