EricHowk's profile picture. chronic pain but can’t complain ♿️

Eric Howk

@EricHowk

chronic pain but can’t complain ♿️

Pinned

Still thinking about how that guy called me “Paraplegic. The Man” in a YouTube comment last year


Eric Howk reposted

1. Not A5 2. Not even Wagyu 3. Steak sauce LMAO 4. Fantasizing about political parties during dinner 5. Gay 6. Ratio

Yes that’s an A5 Wagyu ribeye at the Ritz. What’s the left gonna do abt it.

Gramercy_Goblin's tweet image. Yes that’s an A5 Wagyu ribeye at the Ritz. What’s the left gonna do abt it.


Eric Howk reposted

GUYS!! @EricHowk HAS A NEW ALBUM OUT!!! GO LISTEN!!! 🔥🎸 open.spotify.com/album/6pSePC38…


It’s not an exaggeration, it’s not rhetoric, it’s not propaganda. It’s numbers. I’ve been everywhere, and I’m only consistently terrified in red state cities

Oklahoma’s homicide rate is 47% higher than California’s. Frightening to see the Senator of a state is “surprised” to hear his own crime rates, @SenatorLankford.



Have you ever heard anybody call this “X” in the real world?


No single company has ever had worst customer service than comcast / xfinity


Love seeing a busted POS at the car wash. Get that hot wax baby girl


Eric Howk reposted

RFK Jr. “These kids [with autism] will never play baseball.” *My boy in the batter’s box hitting .372 stimming like an absolute demon*

RFK JR: And these are kids who will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job, they'll never play baseball, they'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted



As someone who has used a wheelchair for 18 years, it is absolutely ok and encouraged to make fun of Greg Abbott

This post is unavailable.

Eric Howk reposted

We recently traveled back to Alaska with @PortugalTheMan to activate a community partnership with our friends at the X’aaká Hít Revitalization project in Sitka. Learn more about this Native-led Landback movement and join us in supporting their mission at PointHouse.org

PTM_PassTheMic's tweet image. We recently traveled back to Alaska with @PortugalTheMan to activate a community partnership with our friends at the X’aaká Hít Revitalization project in Sitka.

Learn more about this Native-led Landback movement and join us in supporting their mission at PointHouse.org
PTM_PassTheMic's tweet image. We recently traveled back to Alaska with @PortugalTheMan to activate a community partnership with our friends at the X’aaká Hít Revitalization project in Sitka.

Learn more about this Native-led Landback movement and join us in supporting their mission at PointHouse.org
PTM_PassTheMic's tweet image. We recently traveled back to Alaska with @PortugalTheMan to activate a community partnership with our friends at the X’aaká Hít Revitalization project in Sitka.

Learn more about this Native-led Landback movement and join us in supporting their mission at PointHouse.org

Eric Howk reposted

Shaedon Sharpe records his 2nd consecutive game with 30+ PTS to give the @trailblazers their 3rd-straight win! Dalano Banton: 23 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST Trae Young: 29 PTS, 8 AST, 5 REB

NBA's tweet image. Shaedon Sharpe records his 2nd consecutive game with 30+ PTS to give the @trailblazers their 3rd-straight win!

Dalano Banton: 23 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST
Trae Young: 29 PTS, 8 AST, 5 REB

Eric Howk reposted

Trump just claimed that immigrants have the "highest level of criminality". Actually, the opposite is true.

SteveRattner's tweet image. Trump just claimed that immigrants have the "highest level of criminality". Actually, the opposite is true.

I’m considering a return to this website. How are the bots settling in?


Eric Howk reposted

Pass The Mic X Quinn Christopherson @PortugalTheMan Tour, 2024 St. Louis, MO #PassTheMic #HonorIndigenousPeoples #WelcomeToTerritory @EricHowk


Eric Howk reposted

Portugal The Man was spectacular. #portugaltheman


Eric Howk reposted

May is als awareness month. ALS is a progressive debilitating disease with no cure and almost no treatments. Most people live 2-5 years after diagnosis, although some die more quickly and some live much longer. About 5,000 people are diagnosed every year. This year, I was (1/2)

SusanBMorgan's tweet image. May is als awareness month. ALS is a progressive debilitating disease with no cure and almost no treatments. Most people live 2-5 years after diagnosis, although some die more quickly and some live much longer. About 5,000 people are diagnosed every year. This year, I was (1/2)

Eric Howk reposted

We're making noise in Chicago for the first time in 15 years... on THURSDAY JULY 25 at @subtchicago !!! Tickets on sale THIS FRIDAY APRIL 19 at 10:00 AM CST. Hope to see you there!! wl.seetickets.us/event/superdra…

superdrag_sound's tweet image. We're making noise in Chicago for the first time in 15 years... on THURSDAY JULY 25 at @subtchicago !!! Tickets on sale THIS FRIDAY APRIL 19 at 10:00 AM CST. Hope to see you there!!
wl.seetickets.us/event/superdra…

Eric Howk reposted

@EricHowk such a good show last night. You all seemed really happy to be there. Can’t wait for you all to come back to Boston


Seeing this in real time at 19 from my friends couch that I was living on at the time was my first real “I think this all might be a simulation” moment

one of Norm Macdonald’s funniest moments came on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” back in 2000



Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.