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Why eat salad when you can eat steak?

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the way i love you is like nothing else in this world. it's pure, indescribable, true love. it's just amazing.


It's not us. It's you and your friends - me alone like an idiot.


I'm not perfect, i am who i am. Please respect that.


Dear girls, duckface makes you look slutty.


Everything happens for a reason. so if i punched you in the face, there is a very good reason.


Why fall in love, when we can fall asleep


@simplyy_uniqu3 Wth sorry dat was my perv friend. My biggest apology, sorry. If i ever send a dm or a mention like that please ignore. Thx.


Ordering salad at McDonalds is like asking a prostitute for a hug.


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