Fake Influencer
@FakeInfluencer
I am an influencer. Give me free food and booze now.
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Arvind Kejriwal is never far from the Aam Aadmi. Always just a stone's throw away.
Them? V r 1 big family of freeloaders. Wud luv to meet more cousins. Names please. "@HighHeelsWaali: I'm not sure. Why don't you ask them?"
I love free rides too. Hate paying for anything, forget paying more. "@HighHeelsWaali: So Meru is more expensive than Uber Black?"
Cmon We're too Blonder to take the hint "@doctoratlarge:Dear 20 yr olds,the term 'Twitter Celeb' is essentially sarcastic.Don't be so happy"
Best way to make sure u don't miss out on those free E-vouchers. "@ghaatidancer: I did it, I made my Twitter handle a Gmail ID."
Wow a dedicated Gmail ID to accept Free e-vouchers. "@ghaatidancer: I did it, I made my Twitter handle a Gmail ID."
"@CatWomaniya: I'd sly tweet only for my Santa." And anyone else who'd show you the monies and flatter you a bit.
How do you know you're an influencer? When people RT you without personally asking them to do so. ;)
"They weren't expecting any bloggers" -- Aww. I hope this happens to food bloggers more often.
It'll be so much easier to ask for likes then. "@ghaatidancer: The world needs direct Instagram-Whatsapp sharing, instead of posting links."
.@kamaalrkhan Tu chutiya bhi Influencer? 😐 "@schmmuck: Overheard that movie being screened at #StarMoviesSecretScreening is 'DeshDrohi'"
Overheard that the movie being screened at the #StarMoviesSecretScreening is 'DeshDrohi'
350 rupaye ki ticket. 15000 tweets. MasterCard. It's priceless! "@TaariniNB: #Exodus at the StarMoviesSecretScreening with @StarMoviesIndia"
Tsk tsk! #WhatAnIgnoredInfluencer! 😢 "@caramelwings: Basically @StarMoviesIndia hates me. Coz EVERYONE I know is going for the screening."
There are more tweets about people running late for #StarMoviesSecretScreening than about the actual event. Lel
So @pratishthakhan & @CrapFoodBlogger had a spat. Calm down people. There's enough *FREE stuff for all. Let's not turn on our own family!
20 hours later, there's ONE RT on ur tweet! Wow. Only a single fuck was given out of 344k followers #WhatAnInfluencer
Hey @MissMalini! Did @flyspicejet refuse you acknowledge your self-proclaimed importance? Sha yaar! Pathetic airlines!
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