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Madness is my gift, Brilliance is my curse. 
'The truth must dazzle gradually Or every man be blind.' - ED

Textual Offender

@TextualOffender

Armchair Superhero. Corpse in making. Lotus Eater. Madness is my gift, Brilliance is my curse. 'The truth must dazzle gradually Or every man be blind.' - ED

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Best CEO. Forever.


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one last time #HaveYouTriedSilky

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ladies log #HaveYouTriedSilky

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at least once #HaveYouTriedSilky

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But really #HaveYouTriedSilky

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TextualOffender's tweet image. Oh well. #HaveYouTriedSilky

Just something for her fans. #Momoyaan


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@sahilk @mizarcle @mloclam Nominate Silky for #gooddate because

TextualOffender's tweet image. @sahilk @mizarcle @mloclam Nominate Silky for #gooddate because

We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. We will be taking no further questions at this time.

TextualOffender's tweet image. We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. 

We will be taking no further questions at this time.
TextualOffender's tweet image. We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. 

We will be taking no further questions at this time.
TextualOffender's tweet image. We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. 

We will be taking no further questions at this time.
TextualOffender's tweet image. We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. 

We will be taking no further questions at this time.

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Ladies, Happy Silky Day! I mean Happy #WorldChocolateDay. Same thing really.

TextualOffender's tweet image. Ladies, Happy Silky Day! I mean Happy #WorldChocolateDay. Same thing really.

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So @singing_puffer showed me a bedsheet, and I said "that belongs to #bedsheettwitter" Then she asked me "what is bedsheet twitter?" and here we are.

Mom: take this bedsheet, it’s new. Me: what colour is it? Mom: Grey Me: okay #NeverTrustMothers

TextualOffender's tweet image. Mom: take this bedsheet, it’s new.
Me: what colour is it?
Mom: Grey
Me: okay
#NeverTrustMothers


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Thread - Tragedy does not warn you before knocking on your door. A lil over 3.5 months ago, the apple of my eyes, my niece Diyara was diagnosed with a rare childhood cancer – High Risk Metastatic (Stage 4) Neuroblastoma. She woke up one morning in mid-April refusing to walk (1/8)


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A 3-year old domesticated and super handsome Spitz boy needs a forever home. He will be an amazing companion dog for a family, and will thrive beautifully. If you can open your heart and home to him, please let me know! Thank you.

gargneha's tweet image. A 3-year old domesticated and super handsome Spitz boy needs a forever home. He will be an amazing companion dog for a family, and will thrive beautifully. If you can open your heart and home to him, please let me know! Thank you.

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A friend is looking to grow mushrooms on hardwood logs and needs Oak or Maple logs from South India. Any connects from where to source the logs? Please RT for visibility


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#SOS #Mumbai Need #Blood Type : Any group Blood Component : blood Number of Units : 2 Primary Number : 9820099179 Patient : Keshav Nimai Das Illness : Liver Transplant Via: @kanadetrupti #BloodMatters Powered by Twitter

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#Mumbai
Need #Blood Type :  Any group
Blood Component : blood
Number of Units : 2
Primary Number : 9820099179
Patient : Keshav Nimai Das
Illness : Liver Transplant
Via: @kanadetrupti
#BloodMatters
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We have finished 30 workspace tasting sessions in March and we are not done yet. If you have an office in Bangalore that would like to taste @bonomiofficial cold brew, please fill out this form or DM. We will come with fresh brews :) forms.gle/RPArkBEh8WQMgr…

Kicked off our workspace cold brew coffee tasting sessions with with the @DeepSourceHQ team - thanks for having us over @PhilisGrace! #DeepSourceGotBrewed

letsdrickle's tweet image. Kicked off our workspace cold brew coffee tasting sessions with with the @DeepSourceHQ team - thanks for having us over @PhilisGrace! #DeepSourceGotBrewed


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Looking for a serviced apartment in #mahim #mumbai. A 3bhk for someone undergoing medical treatment and his family. Any leads appreciated


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This adorable baby is looking for a forever home. Send me a DM if you want to adopt him Location: Thane Age: 1-2 months old Gender: Male #mumbai

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