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Information and updates on PATH service and improvements as dependable, reliable, and timely as PATH service itself.

PATH is back to "regular" service after taking several stool softeners.


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: weekend service to WTC.

FakePATHNYNJ's tweet image. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: weekend service to WTC.

Kim Kardashian's bare posterior did not break the Internet but it did break the NWK-WTC line.


Due to a car equipment problem, service on the NWK-WTC line is doing the usual.


FakePATH reposted

Voices have risen in defense of #NetNeutrality over recent weeks. I hope &expect that the chorus continues through the FCC’s open comment.


...wait for it...wait 10 minutes for it...DELAY!

FakePATHNYNJ's tweet image. ...wait for it...wait 10 minutes for it...DELAY!

PATH system JUST CAN'T EVEN today.


PATH will be shutting down weekend service to WTC in order to answer the proverbial question: "Can it get any worse?" Yes. Yes, it can.


They should call it just NJ Super Bowl RT @PANYNJ: Collectible, Limited Edition #SmartLink Card now available! #SB48

FakePATHNYNJ's tweet image. They should call it just NJ Super Bowl RT @PANYNJ: Collectible, Limited Edition #SmartLink Card now available! #SB48

FakePATH reposted

The Limited Edition Super Bowl PATH SmartLink Card is now available! youtu.be/13SGUH-VARU #SB48 #nynjsuperbowl


FakePATH reposted

#JerseyCity @JC_Gov Water tanker trucks are en route to Jersey City Medical Center, 355 Grand Street, for customers to fill up.


FakePATH reposted

Water remains safe to drink in #JerseyCity. However, customers may want to take extra precautions if they are concerned @JC_Gov .


This AM commute: prepare to ride with passengers who couldn't shower due to #jerseycity water problems and those who have never showered.


Unless it's in a brown bag. RT @PATHTrain: Attending #SantaCon? Stay off Santa's naughty list: Do not drink or eat in PATH station or train.


Service suspended until train can figure out how to download secret new Beyoncé album.


FakePATH reposted

#WTC West Concourse now open, providing direct pedestrian access between @PATHTrain & @BrookfieldPLNY.

PANYNJ's tweet image. #WTC West Concourse now open, providing direct pedestrian access between @PATHTrain & @BrookfieldPLNY.

"I don't do extreme weather like tornados!" wailed a train hiding out in HOB. "Or moderate snow, signal failures, magnetic pole shifts..."


Service suspended while trains cower together beneath the Hudson, waiting for the #tornado watch to lift.


*steeples fingers* RT @PATHTrain: New PATH Fares take effect 3 a.m. Tue, 10/1/13. Full details -

FakePATHNYNJ's tweet image. *steeples fingers* RT @PATHTrain: New PATH Fares take effect 3 a.m. Tue, 10/1/13. Full details -

This is the last and final stop for the train! No passengers! I'm giving you until the count of 10 to all get off OR SO HELP ME...


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