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This is not the Twitter account for First East Buses. This is a parody.

Union rep just left in floods of tears. Dave came out five minutes later, grinning and cracking his knuckles. Jesus.


Dave negotiating drivers christmas bonuses with the union rep this morning. This never goes well.


Getting the bus home after work to start your weekend? Good luck with that, buddy....we are out of here.


The weird thing about that is that Timmy's choice is currently winning the vote. Love to see how Linda's going to sort THAT out.


Dave's voted for the Christmas party to be at Hooters as usual. Timmy voted for it, and I'm not kidding, to be "at Willy Wonka's factory".


And by unrepeatable I mean 1/3 obscene, 1/3 illegible and 1/3 telling us to go f*** ourselves.


First day of December. We've asked all the drivers for their ideas about the Christmas party. Unrepeatable as usual.


@amydoherty_ I wish all hate tweets were as well punctuated as this.


@StephanieTWx You can't put a price on education.


@AlicesInput It's like russian roulette, but with buses. Good luck x


@magsdoyle8485 Thanks. We try. Not hard, but we definitely don't actively NOT try....and that's what counts.


@MrCrayonBomb @tobyward14 Well, now that it's official we can breathe a sigh of relief.


@KittyCattyLulu Oh come on, we're no way as bad as them. Have you seen those Lewis Hamilton Santander adverts? They're shit.


Weird thing is, we cancelled the nightbus years ago. They're still more than happy to hop in the back of Dave's minivan.


Halloween party tonight! Beers at work with the drivers (standard), then hit the student nights offering free nightbus tickets to hotties.


IT manager Nigel is in for a review. Apparently we don't tweet about buses enough. Weirdly, they don't really come up in conversation.


Linda's just given us a preview of her Halloween outfit. Fair play to her, her armpit hair alone scared the absolute sh*t out of me.


Plans underway for office Halloween party. Every year we lock Timmy in the office & kick the door until he cries. We do have a bloody laugh.


@ellenrosemariex We're busy people. We do have lives to lead you know!


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