Imogen
@FlyinFancy
I was going to... but then I didn't. Now I'm telling you.
I see... Little people popping out of each others backs. #RorschachDoodle g.co/doodle/c9j85u
Straining not to thank the waiter for every small item he clears, so you can deliver one big thanks at the end
Receiving an email ending in "regards" and wondering what you've done to cause so much anger
Feeling you're having an out-of-body experience as you quietly watch someone making you the wrong sandwich
Worrying you've accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you stroll through "Nothing to declare"
Turning to the cold side of the pillow so many times the kinetic energy could power a small mill
“@taradziewicki: @FlyinFancy You sexy beast” You flatter me. This is strange.
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