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just voted "The Hangover" on "Favourite Movie? :)" vote too ➔ http://bit.ly/9jiZZO
Im thinking of going on "Turtles have got talent" ...Ill either play my trumpet whilst I dance OR do magic tricks. I havent decided yet
@terryfoxtheatre My mom is fine now : ) And you can have my moms wings but Im warning you, theyre not very nice
Havent tweeted in a while, I've been quite busy lately, my mum got plastic surgery on her wings, she said they were getting too old...
I flew into a building today. seriously. i was just flying and singing womaniser when suddenly WHAM! i was falling onto some fat dude
I cant believe I am a mascot, i really thought i was an original, except for my whole flying turtle family
I won the turtle eurovision in 1993. I was dressed as a kangaroo and i guess other turtles thought i was awesome. Yup, true story
Omg!!! I just found out that some australian dude is gonna make a turtle show where he watchs us to prove we can fly. Its kind of obvious :)
My bands first gig is tonight!!! Over 3 tickets have sold so far...we are gonna ROCK...no birds allowed though!
I forgot it was mothers day today...i wonder if i have enough time to fly and get her some mashed flowers.
Following people on twitter is easy, try following TURTLES when youre 100 metres in the air. Not easy...
I think humans think turtles are lame, which is not true, well some are but not the flying ones. We will one day rule the entire world : )
Im going on a diet...today i heard a little boy point to the sky and say, "mum look, theres a fat green bird in the sky",
Dont know what i can do...i flew to the park this morning and a kid threw a stone at me so i flew back and now im bored
I got two more people in the band!!! A badger named Brian and a zebra called Kevin. At the moment we suck but soon well be rockin' : )
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