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@FrankSebben

nobody important, funny, or cool. a professional cook. just vibes. he/him. tweets sent from iPhone

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FrankSebben's tweet image. This is you posting

Barreling into the car front of me while trying to read the cute seasonal specific road safety sign


Phone call anxiety is an op to prevent us from talking to each other on the phone in bed with our feet up


My spooky Halloween kitty

FrankSebben's tweet image. My spooky Halloween kitty

I can’t believe it

FrankSebben's tweet image. I can’t believe it

Having a “I bore my soul to you pls respond” text convo


Man he’s so good

FrankSebben's tweet image. Man he’s so good

I call this order my “cartoon pizza”

FrankSebben's tweet image. I call this order my “cartoon pizza”
FrankSebben's tweet image. I call this order my “cartoon pizza”

Food near me open


Unpopular opinion, but I think tests should be easy to pass.

FrankSebben's tweet image. Unpopular opinion, but I think tests should be easy to pass.

New Batman cartoon and a thunderstorm today life feels like back to school just need to buy some new clothes maybe for the full effect


HEB’s pistachio ice cream tastes like actual pistachio wtf it’s supposed to taste like almond with green food coloring. This is bullshit.


When I’m broke and I know I’m gonna be short on rent every unnecessary transaction I’ve made recently will flash before my eyes like I’m dying


Sauces only break when you fear them the most.


Talkin to a coworker who’s in his 20s about watching my generation slide into cringe fb style boomer posting and he without any irony replied totally genuinely “that won’t happen to my generation though”


Sometimes I do media maximalism where I’ll be listening to a playlist with the tv subtitled on mute while reading a comic or book and playing a game or scrolling on the phone all at once


Sir, the tweaked out white dude that no one knows has just started freestyling


They gave him the rona, masterful gambit

I remember seeing ppl on here a couple years back saying the dnc would find a way to swap out kamala for bideb, is this that happening?



Tostada time 🕰️

FrankSebben's tweet image. Tostada time 🕰️

Took a risk and put on a weird song at work and nobody’s vibing with it but it’s like 3/4 over so I just gotta ride it out


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