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@FrankSebben
nobody important, funny, or cool. a professional cook. just vibes. he/him. tweets sent from iPhone
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Phone call anxiety is an op to prevent us from talking to each other on the phone in bed with our feet up
Having a “I bore my soul to you pls respond” text convo
Unpopular opinion, but I think tests should be easy to pass.
New Batman cartoon and a thunderstorm today life feels like back to school just need to buy some new clothes maybe for the full effect
HEB’s pistachio ice cream tastes like actual pistachio wtf it’s supposed to taste like almond with green food coloring. This is bullshit.
When I’m broke and I know I’m gonna be short on rent every unnecessary transaction I’ve made recently will flash before my eyes like I’m dying
Talkin to a coworker who’s in his 20s about watching my generation slide into cringe fb style boomer posting and he without any irony replied totally genuinely “that won’t happen to my generation though”
Sometimes I do media maximalism where I’ll be listening to a playlist with the tv subtitled on mute while reading a comic or book and playing a game or scrolling on the phone all at once
Sir, the tweaked out white dude that no one knows has just started freestyling
They gave him the rona, masterful gambit
I remember seeing ppl on here a couple years back saying the dnc would find a way to swap out kamala for bideb, is this that happening?
Took a risk and put on a weird song at work and nobody’s vibing with it but it’s like 3/4 over so I just gotta ride it out
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