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Jon Freeslurpee

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It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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my favourite book for 2012: Lean from the Trenches by @henrikkniberg impact-newsletter.s3.amazonaws.com/january2013.ht…


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#Ottawapiskat debt hovering around $600,000,000,000. Might be time for a third-party manager.


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Magneto to Rudolph the red nosed reindeer "You are a God amog insects. Never let anyone tell you different". #xmen #christmas


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Once a lady in a bar yelled "Anyone know CPR?". I said "I know the WHOLE alphabet" & everyone laughed except one guy.. Seriously, learn CPR


So the Citizens United ruling became a tax on corporations and secretive rich guys? Well played! #Election2012


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If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.


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Happy Guy Fawkes Day everybody!


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Most Canadian thing ever. RT @missy2916 A kid at my moms school dressed up as Gary Bettman and he was booed. By adults. #CanadianHalloween


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Idea for 100% voter turnout: Early voting starting Oct 1 and as soon as you vote, your cable or satellite provider blocks all political ads.


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Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?


"Internet bandwidth is very much a perishable commodity, like agricultural produce." NorthMB lacks both, is there ROI?dx.doi.org/10.1787/5k918g…


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This looks like fun: bierbike-berlin.de


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My local bar in D.C. has a drink called a "Sandy". It's a watered-down Manhattan. My apologies in advance.


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Mexican Cartels Enslave Engineers to Build Radio Network bit.ly/VlqoE9


#LeanBeer, estimation points as beer sizes, and our new server is called Doppelbock. Will this lead to 4am hookups with 300 page spec docs?


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@Morlandez66 Really bad idea to associate points with time ... it leads to bad behaviour. If it helps, try abstract points like beer sizes.


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I like to help old ladies to their car and then follow them around town flipping them off and screaming at them for driving slow.


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Looking for another couple of #Kanban and #Agile coaches perm position, downtown toronto DM me if interested ...


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