skydart's profile picture. Filmmaker. Internet historian. I like video games and ghosts. I also like dogs, but not in the weird way.

Chloe Dykstra

@skydart

Filmmaker. Internet historian. I like video games and ghosts. I also like dogs, but not in the weird way.

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My Twitter timeline: -joke -joke -mental health awareness tweet -joke -rant about something serious -joke -help this dog -joke -joke about my mental health -joke -some picture I guess -joke -joke that is also sort of a cry for help -joke -no, seriously help this dog


Earthquake being all pick me during this hurricane


My boyfriend is a WGA strike captain and I asked ChatGPT for funny picket line chants. Bummer they won’t be able to use any of these bangers

skydart's tweet image. My boyfriend is a WGA strike captain and I asked ChatGPT for funny picket line chants. Bummer they won’t be able to use any of these bangers
skydart's tweet image. My boyfriend is a WGA strike captain and I asked ChatGPT for funny picket line chants. Bummer they won’t be able to use any of these bangers

Wait did we figure out if we can subscribe someone to Twitter Blue as a prank


The rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild wild west: "PLEASE HELP I can't stop rootin and tootin"


Wait, everyone is still here? I thought we all agreed to go to Hive


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Some stills from my first time as a Director of Photography. Keep your eyes peeled for Beacon directed by @kellynugee coming soon.

BestLucasEubank's tweet image. Some stills from my first time as a Director of Photography. Keep your eyes peeled for Beacon directed by @kellynugee coming soon.
BestLucasEubank's tweet image. Some stills from my first time as a Director of Photography. Keep your eyes peeled for Beacon directed by @kellynugee coming soon.
BestLucasEubank's tweet image. Some stills from my first time as a Director of Photography. Keep your eyes peeled for Beacon directed by @kellynugee coming soon.
BestLucasEubank's tweet image. Some stills from my first time as a Director of Photography. Keep your eyes peeled for Beacon directed by @kellynugee coming soon.

Brandon: “She should watch that Bigfoot show we watched. oh wait, that was me alone, in your house” @bwinfrey


Here’s my Hive. DM me for my MySpace, Newgrounds, Fark, Habbo Hotel, Something Awful, Coke Music, WebMD, Neopets accounts

skydart's tweet image. Here’s my Hive. DM me for my MySpace, Newgrounds, Fark, Habbo Hotel, Something Awful, Coke Music, WebMD, Neopets accounts

Happy Halloween from Sexy Jeff Dunham and his Sexy Puppets

skydart's tweet image. Happy Halloween from Sexy Jeff Dunham and his Sexy Puppets

Great dating app for ladies who never want to have an orgasm again

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date: so you like cooking? me: yeah, i make a mean bruschetta bruschetta: what up little bitch boy


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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The first audio of Chris Pratt voicing Mario in the animated Super Mario Bros. movie has been released The film hits theaters in April, 2023


Hey Oxford, we need a chiller period. I’m tired of being worried people will think I’m mad at them


Apple Memories absolutely nailing the vibe of my solo location scout in Lancaster

skydart's tweet image. Apple Memories absolutely nailing the vibe of my solo location scout in Lancaster

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I am so tired from running in terror. @EnterDelusion does it again.

EmmaFyffe's tweet image. I am so tired from running in terror. @EnterDelusion does it again.

“Why is everyone acting like I’m crazy for having a fish funeral” -me aloud to my dogs while wearing all black bc I’m in mourning

skydart's tweet image. “Why is everyone acting like I’m crazy for having a fish funeral”

-me aloud to my dogs while wearing all black bc I’m in mourning

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