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I always liked this picture because you _want_ to laugh, but you’re not sure you “should”. Which pretty much defines my sense of humor.


Hey everyone, I know things have been quiet, but I just wanted to share what I’ve been working on for the past few months. I also want to thank Patrick Jean for being such an amazing director to work with. I think this is some of my best work so far. vimeo.com/458482780

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WHODAT - NEW VIDEO FOR EMMIT FENN BY PATRICK JEAN


I’m glad that Mom is helping with the election, but I really wish she would stop referring to it as “Working The Poles.” Ok, I realize that she’s actually saying “Polls” but still… I guess this means I’m homophonic.


digg.com/video/pigeon-p… Ah, seems like Cousin Nigel made the news…


For those of you who have been around this Twitter thing for a long time, let me ask you a question: “Do you know what was 10 years ago?” Answer: The SF Tweetup. (Yes, also the iPad, but who cares about that.)


Don‘t tell me what to do! After all, some of us have been waiting for some actual “feetie” content for years. I mean, I wasn‘t going to, but now that you‘ve made it a “rule“… …yeah, still no. I don‘t get why feet are a “thing“ for some people. #NoJudgement #iJustDontGetIt


On a boat _and_ eating a sandwich. I believe I am contractually obligates to share this on Twtr.

FunSizeBytes's tweet image. On a boat _and_ eating a sandwich. I believe I am contractually obligates to share this on Twtr.

Are we still doing this?


I just got a haircut. If I said the stylist gave me “the shampoo version of an awkward handjob“ would you have a pretty clear understanding of what went down (so to speak) ?


Apple posted this to this instagram and I wanted to make sure you knew that.

FunSizeBytes's tweet image. Apple posted this to this instagram and I wanted to make sure you knew that.

“Turn On Fox News!” (Too easy, and I’m sure I’m far from the first, but come on, you can’t really top that one.)

Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___



That’s just Larry.

Missing a “bedazzled” pigeon? A local shelter says they’re trying to locate the owner of a pigeon that was found wearing a personalized vest: bit.ly/2ze5wrb #abc15

abc15's tweet image. Missing a “bedazzled” pigeon? A local shelter says they’re trying to locate the owner of a pigeon that was found wearing a personalized vest: bit.ly/2ze5wrb #abc15


This is legitimately scarier than anything @StephenKing has ever written.

If Republicans have a good night on Tuesday and think they won the midterm on the basis of immigration/xenophobia/race-baiting, just imagine how much Trump is going to turn the dial up in 2020.



The only downside to watching live TV with the volume muted during commercials is that I’m left to wonder why the guy in this Kay Jewelers / Neil Lane commercial is proposing to a little boy. youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7gH-…


This is a good article and you should read it, if you haven’t already.

If Republicans have a good night on Tuesday and think they won the midterm on the basis of immigration/xenophobia/race-baiting, just imagine how much Trump is going to turn the dial up in 2020.



Gab’s twitter profile (which I won’t link to), still has a pinned tweet to their Medium post… which has been taken down because they’ve been suspended there, too. Technical geniuses, these guys.


At this rate, @inthefade is going to be up before the game is over.


My deep appreciation to those of you who haven’t changed your Twitter icon so I might still have an idea of who you are. Also: Hi!


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